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An obviously stupid event, person, place, or thing.
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
As George Carlin would say: "dumber than a second coat of paint".
Transubstantiation? Jesus Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
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Gift 700 Billion dollars to Wall Street Bankers to save the economy? Jesus Fucking Christ, that's Dumber than Easter!
Sarah Palin? Jesus Motherfucking Tittysucking Rollerskating Cocksucking Christ with hard-on, that bitch is Dumber than Easter!
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by Charlie Bravo April 6, 2010
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The hand sign which is recognized in every culture as indicating male masturbation. Characterized by an upward diagonal "stroking" motion with the hand forming an "O", as if gripping a round object, e.g. a pole (a wooden one, perhaps) and sliding the hand in the direction of the pole axis, up and down or back and forth. Sometimes accompanied by a mocking facial expression such as pursing the lips while squinting the eyes.
Meaning: The UJOHS indicates that the signaler resignedly disapproves of the object of the preceding comment.
The hand sign which is recognized in every culture as indicating male masturbation. Characterized by an upward diagonal "stroking" motion with the hand forming an "O", as if gripping a round object, e.g. a pole (a wooden one, perhaps) and sliding the hand in the direction of the pole axis, up and down or back and forth. Sometimes accompanied by a mocking facial expression such as pursing the lips while squinting the eyes.
Meaning: The UJOHS indicates that the signaler resignedly disapproves of the object of the preceding comment.
Of course, right, winning hearts and minds. /me UJOHS
I can't wait to get back to work. /me UJOHS
Oh look, Eminem got himself in the news again. /me UJOHS
For the boss, don't worry, I'll just pull a number outta my ass, since he'll just do whatever his little voices tell him to do anyway. /me UJOHS
I can't wait to get back to work. /me UJOHS
Oh look, Eminem got himself in the news again. /me UJOHS
For the boss, don't worry, I'll just pull a number outta my ass, since he'll just do whatever his little voices tell him to do anyway. /me UJOHS
by Charlie Bravo June 4, 2009
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A retort used to impose a reality check on an idiot -- Australian or otherwise -- who attempts to dismiss a worrisome situation with their inappropriately optimistic bullshit.
A retort used to impose a reality check on an idiot -- Australian or otherwise -- who attempts to dismiss a worrisome situation with their inappropriately optimistic bullshit.
Non-Australian: This software is buggy.
Australian: No worries, mate!
Non-Australian: Worries, mate. Worries.
Australian: No worries.
Non-Australian: STFU, you don't have to support it! Worries, I tell you! Worries!
Australian: No worries, mate!
Non-Australian: Worries, mate. Worries.
Australian: No worries.
Non-Australian: STFU, you don't have to support it! Worries, I tell you! Worries!
by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008
Get the worries mug.Exclamation used in gaming which expresses disbelief in what has just happened, that only in a world where everything is indeed, as Kurt Cobain once said, gay, could what has just happened actually happen.
by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008
Get the no gay way mug.Abbreviated form of: MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Exclamation of pleasure after acquiring pwnrship of others, usually in FPS gaming.
Exclamation of pleasure after acquiring pwnrship of others, usually in FPS gaming.
by Charlie Bravo March 18, 2008
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Get the pwnrship mug.A sporty-boy jock-wannabe who practices or enjoys watching sport-fighting. Often a delusional individual who erroneously imagines that by shaving his head, getting a barbed-wire armband tattoo, and wearing spandex panties while wrestling poorly and boxing in a laughable manner, he becomes an Apache Warrior with Real Ultimate Power. A dumbfuck.
A practitioner of "mixed-up martial arts". A sport player with delusions of being tough and/or skilled at fighting, as if sport matches were the same as real conflict. A moron.
A practitioner of "mixed-up martial arts". A sport player with delusions of being tough and/or skilled at fighting, as if sport matches were the same as real conflict. A moron.
You stupid drunk mma fag, you better run home and pray for jeebus to help you get through your next ring fight -- take your skanky bitch with you, and don't let the door hit you in your well-drilled ass on the way out.
by Charlie Bravo March 23, 2008
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