Charlie's definitions

yoblud

a rudeboy, gangster type person - dislikeable, lil wannabes

"oh god, ther's a yoblud headin our way"

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Awf

Dervived from the word "Awful" awf is used when someone is not up to their normal standards like someone is good at something but are bad that day then they are awf. Not to be confused wih off which is someone who is weird

ONE:Damn I thought you said Ishamel was good at basketball
TWO:He is but hes just awf today

by Charlie July 1, 2004

hj

A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.

She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

voet

a flaming bandit. but a good guy

hey voet wats up

by charlie June 6, 2004

ChavScum

This is a quality site much hated by skanky chavs such as the one above. Mostly hated by everyone apart from themselves chavs are a race that aspire to leave school before they are 16, have kids before 17, be the manager of a chav wear manufacturer - even though they cant read a picture book. This website aims to make everyone aware of these things that nobody wants to see and makes people wise of which peopel are the scum of Britain. (I am not a student or a goth and im not jealous of the 'cool kids' because they're not, theyre just below scrotums and tramps in the popularity chain.

Visit www.chavscum.co.uk and you will see

by Charlie April 2, 2005

The Brown

Is an ugly, disgusting fat beast who regenerates itself by consuming it's own body, for example puss from acne, skin from inside it's own mouth and other bodily fluids.

The Brown is so disgusting, I cant look at her again, I think I might puke.

by Charlie March 22, 2004

bell

The head of the male organ

I've got a big purple bell

by Charlie December 30, 2002