Charlie's definitions

crop dusting

farting while walking;
walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

by charlie August 14, 2003

sex object

someone who is used by another person just for sex. Nothing more and nothing less.

matt: what ya up too?
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over

by charlie April 11, 2005

tapeworm

alias of an infamous underground hacker. author of the 1337 h4x0r h4ndb00k.

i think i saw tapeworm at the cyber cafe.

by charlie February 20, 2005

Ciderpunk

UK crusty/punks who drink strong cider - esp White Lightning, Strongbow Super because it's cheaper than lager. Typically more political though no less pissed than brew crew. cf. Chaos UK's Cider me up landlord for ciderpunk music.

ciderpunx not dead :-)

by charlie April 23, 2004

john williams

The most popular contemporary composer of the current times. You wrote the Theme for Jaws, which is a rip off of Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 in E minor. He wrote many other works for movies that are quite good, but nothing that stands out by itself, except Fiddler on the Roof and Schindler's List, which are known primarily by violinists.

John Williams are cool.

by Charlie March 24, 2005

gleet

a grotesque, non-specific venereal affliction of a loathesome nature, frequently characterized by red, itching skin with a slimy feel and foul odor. Often caused by poor hygiene.

My roommate got his gleety schlong all over the toilet seat; now I must disinfect it.

by charlie January 24, 2003

The Brown

Is an ugly, disgusting fat beast who regenerates itself by consuming it's own body, for example puss from acne, skin from inside it's own mouth and other bodily fluids.

The Brown is so disgusting, I cant look at her again, I think I might puke.

by Charlie March 22, 2004