Definitions by Charlemagne1993
Beardo McGee
Term used to describe a random person whose chief distinguishing feature is his (her?) large, voluminous beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
Usually carries connotations of the individual being weird, or of him having overly strong feelings for his beard.
"Check out Beardo McGee over there's beard, he could double as Gandalf or Dumbledore with a beard like that"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
"He who sacrifices his beard for a woman deserves neither"
"Woah, okaaay, tone it down there Beardo McGee!"
Beardo McGee by Charlemagne1993 August 3, 2016
Beardhood
The state or period of being bearded/having a beard.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
The period in life that every man should strive towards reaching, and from which point he can begin living his life properly.
He who has not reached beardhood cannot call himself a man
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Charles spent his early beardhood knee-deep in the puss, before going into the world and proclaiming beardhood to all creation
Pity the individual who never reaches beardhood, for he will never experience the fullness that life has to offer him
Beardhood by Charlemagne1993 August 2, 2016
NFTLOU
{Nuhf-lou}
"Not for the likes of us".
Used to describe things that are to be aspired to, but which are likely out of reach on account of one not being exceptional enough to earn or deserve them. Especially useful for gently giving someone the truth.
"Not for the likes of us".
Used to describe things that are to be aspired to, but which are likely out of reach on account of one not being exceptional enough to earn or deserve them. Especially useful for gently giving someone the truth.
1.
Damn, that girl has to be a solid ten, should I try for her?
You can try mate, but she’s NFTLOU
2.
Man, someday I’m going to own a Bugatti Veyron
NFTLOU bro, they're for successful or lucky people in life
Yeah haha, too true
Damn, that girl has to be a solid ten, should I try for her?
You can try mate, but she’s NFTLOU
2.
Man, someday I’m going to own a Bugatti Veyron
NFTLOU bro, they're for successful or lucky people in life
Yeah haha, too true
NFTLOU by Charlemagne1993 July 30, 2016
Uropote
One who drinks urine; a piss-drinker.
Often used as an insult, can describe one who drinks urine in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Uro-" (L. urina < Gk. ouron "Urine") + -pote (Gk. potis "Guzzler, swiller") }
Often used as an insult, can describe one who drinks urine in either the metaphorical or literal sense.
{ "Uro-" (L. urina < Gk. ouron "Urine") + -pote (Gk. potis "Guzzler, swiller") }
Fark this beer tastes like piss!
Bloody oath it does. Cost me me weekly Centrelink money though so drinking it anyway.
Mate, you're such a fucking uropote! <Pauses, eyeing beer> Would be a shame to waste it though, just this once I'll help you out here mate
The secret to my youthful looks? I'm a uropote, and drink my own piss daily!
... Literally no one thinks you look young, all you've done is embarrass yourself just now
Bloody oath it does. Cost me me weekly Centrelink money though so drinking it anyway.
Mate, you're such a fucking uropote! <Pauses, eyeing beer> Would be a shame to waste it though, just this once I'll help you out here mate
The secret to my youthful looks? I'm a uropote, and drink my own piss daily!
... Literally no one thinks you look young, all you've done is embarrass yourself just now
Uropote by Charlemagne1993 July 30, 2016
Fux garnon
Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".
Also a form of greeting in informal settings.
Also a form of greeting in informal settings.
1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!
2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!
2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?
Fux garnon by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
Spiffo
1. Variant of spiffy; "well dressed", "excellent".
2. (Australian slang) Spifflicated; sloshed; wankered; plastered; maggot; destroyed.
2. (Australian slang) Spifflicated; sloshed; wankered; plastered; maggot; destroyed.
Paul Weller as the world's best dressed rockstar, for all of my money. The man's spiffo AF.
Oi which of you faggots are keen to get fully spiffo with me before the clubs tonight?!
Oi which of you faggots are keen to get fully spiffo with me before the clubs tonight?!
Spiffo by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
Perth'd
A term used by residents of Perth, Western Australia to describe the phenomenon, often experienced by Perthians abroad, of Perthians not only managing (however improbably) to come across fellow Perthians overseas, but also of them always finding that these co-urbanites are either a) their relatives, b) their acquaintances, or (at the very least) c) people with whom they share multiple mutual friends on Facebook. This oft-described experience abroad (of "being/getting Perth'd") is the result of Perth being an oversized village, of everyone there having a desire and tendency to piss off abroad whenever they get the chance, and of the two degrees of separation that somehow exists for the city's residents.
1.
<On a remote island in the Tierra del Fuego archipelago>
G’day! First person I’ve seen in a week!
Mate I know you, it’s me, your cousin Davo!
Strike a light, so it is! No getting away from some people ay, Perth'd again!
Still up for beers this Sunday arvo yeah?
Yeah mate
See ya then
2.
Yet another fellow Aussie here in the Siberian wilderness! I'm from Perth mate, yourself?
Same same actually
Ah yeah? Was there only a few days ago actually, partying it up on Scabs beach with some sheila called Emily
Emily's my sister, guess that'd make you that William I've heard so much about?
Perth'd mate, you got it in one
Fucking Perth
<On a remote island in the Tierra del Fuego archipelago>
G’day! First person I’ve seen in a week!
Mate I know you, it’s me, your cousin Davo!
Strike a light, so it is! No getting away from some people ay, Perth'd again!
Still up for beers this Sunday arvo yeah?
Yeah mate
See ya then
2.
Yet another fellow Aussie here in the Siberian wilderness! I'm from Perth mate, yourself?
Same same actually
Ah yeah? Was there only a few days ago actually, partying it up on Scabs beach with some sheila called Emily
Emily's my sister, guess that'd make you that William I've heard so much about?
Perth'd mate, you got it in one
Fucking Perth
Perth'd by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016