Fark this beer tastes like piss!
Bloody oath it does. Cost me me weekly Centrelink money though so drinking it anyway.
Mate, you're such a fucking uropote! <Pauses, eyeing beer> Would be a shame to waste it though, just this once I'll help you out here mate

The secret to my youthful looks? I'm a uropote, and drink my own piss daily!
... Literally no one thinks you look young, all you've done is embarrass yourself just now

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz