knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.

Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!

by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018

yellow backs

Teeth that are white on the front, but yellow on the back.

Person A: I just finished brushing my teeth!
Person B: Did you remember to bush the back?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Okay, but don't come crying to me in someone finds out that you have yellow backs.

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018

fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

spinning kaleidoscope

The act of mesmerizing yourself with spinning (likely colorful) tops.

Person A: Have you seen my tops?
Person B: Just doing a spinning kaleidoscope.

by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019

draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.

Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.

by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019

mail waiting

When you spend hours waiting for mail by constantly checking the mailbox/your notifications.

Person A: *refreshes mail page*
Person B: You've refreshed the page 100 times.
Why are you still doing it?
Person A: I'm waiting for an acceptance e-mail.
Person B: May you please stop mail waiting?
I need to use the computer too, you know!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018