Chadwick 's definitions

buff girl

Supremly strong female. One having no feelings of remorse or concern for those who don't appreciate her muscly muscles. Strong, focused female who is determined to be healthy and work for what she wants in life.

Jessica: Who's that girl who over there lifting weight and wearing those bad ass clothes?
Jane: Oh, that's a Buff Girl. She's legit

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

COLO

COLD AND LONELY

HEY THERE COLO. WHY THE LONG FACE?

by CHADWICK December 4, 2012

grundle dust

baby powder, gold bond, or anything us guys spray on our nuts to keep them from sticking to our legs.

i was at golds gym and i saw a huge dusty pile of grundle dust!!!!

by chadwick May 13, 2005

veljohnson

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."

by Chadwick December 16, 2004

wartard

Someone who supports wars only because they are excited by big explosions and dead foreigners.

Ryan watches CNN Live Iraq coverage all the time. What a wartard!

by Chadwick April 30, 2004

The Claw

1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw

Me and this one chick were going at it for a while, then she whipped it out and gave me the Claw.

by Chadwick January 21, 2004