Chadwick 's definitions
1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw
by Chadwick January 21, 2004
Get the The Clawmug. by Chadwick April 1, 2003
Get the Dub deucesmug. Op in IRC and moderator on a forum who is also an internet-nazi. Pretty darn good at Desert Combat as well.
by Chadwick October 30, 2003
Get the Hardflipmug. by Chadwick April 30, 2004
Get the wartardmug. 1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
by Chadwick December 16, 2004
Get the veljohnsonmug. i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
by chadwick April 9, 2003
Get the bawwthswajcmug. Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.
Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
by Chadwick February 23, 2015
Get the Buff Girl Problemsmug.