17 definitions by Chadwick
1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
by Chadwick December 17, 2004
Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.
Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
by Chadwick February 24, 2015
by Chadwick July 10, 2003
i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
by Chadwick April 9, 2003
by Chadwick July 8, 2003
by Chadwick April 2, 2003