Chadwick 's definitions

The Claw

1. Sexual technique given to males by their partner to obtain pleasure.
2. The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay. oooooh The Claaaaaaaaw.
3. In order to preform the Claw one's hand must resemble the shape of a 5 pronged pincher. Extend the finger tips down the male sexual shaft, close the prongs and pull back up the shaft.
*Be prepared to preform the Claw for a long time before achieving male orgasm
*Also be sure to lubricate hand with lotion before preforming the Claw

Me and this one chick were going at it for a while, then she whipped it out and gave me the Claw.

by Chadwick January 21, 2004

Buff Girl Problems

Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.

Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.

by Chadwick February 23, 2015

grundle dust

baby powder, gold bond, or anything us guys spray on our nuts to keep them from sticking to our legs.

i was at golds gym and i saw a huge dusty pile of grundle dust!!!!

by chadwick May 13, 2005

tizzer

An older way of saying tight.

Johny's new ride was tizzer.

by Chadwick April 2, 2003

Green

Used to describe either currency or marijuana both due to their color.

Yo, you needs mo green if you wants a pisa dis green dirty.

by chadwick July 8, 2003

J.O.

J.O. is also a term used to describe one who was once Amish then "jerks over" to the ways of the "normal white man"
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.

Yo, check out that J.O. in the Camaro.

by chadwick July 9, 2003

Sheeeeeeeit

Ebonics for shit.

Sheeeeeeeit, thems's tiiiight!

by Chadwick April 1, 2003