17 definitions by chadwick

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor
1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
by chadwick December 17, 2004
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Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.
Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
by chadwick February 24, 2015
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Isuzu is made by GM, you idiot
Buy American my ass. I'm going to drive imports till I die.
by chadwick July 10, 2003
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black ass who wants to have sex with a jap car
i took out my greasy smigmatic dick and fucked my honda in the tail pipe.
then i pulled it out and snizzed on one of my pimp wheels
by chadwick April 9, 2003
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Used to describe either currency or marijuana both due to their color.
Yo, you needs mo green if you wants a pisa dis green dirty.
by chadwick July 8, 2003
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Rims on a vehicle which are twenty two inches in diameter.
Sheeeeeit, that nug got that bich up on dub deuces!
by chadwick April 2, 2003
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