Problems that a buff girl (see buff girl definition) will experience such as loss in properly fitting button downs, booty shorts that can contain said booty and being mistaken for flexing, at all times.
Tara: ugh, my life is so horrible. I have SO many problems.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
Breanna: I'm sorry to hear that. It's better than buff girl problems. I got 99 problems but muscles ain't one.
by Chadwick February 23, 2015

J.O. is also a term used to describe one who was once Amish then "jerks over" to the ways of the "normal white man"
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.
by chadwick July 09, 2003

1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
by Chadwick December 16, 2004

by Chadwick April 01, 2003

A very well built, American version of a Honda. These vehicles are actually made by Honda, and contain the same parts, but are only sold in America so ignorant Americans will buy them too. These cars are much better than any produced by GM Also see, Rice, Honda
by Chadwick April 02, 2003

Op in IRC and moderator on a forum who is also an internet-nazi. Pretty darn good at Desert Combat as well.
by Chadwick October 30, 2003
