Chad Valiant's definitions

frodo

When a person proceeds to mooze all over the afro haircut of a complete stranger. See also extreme frodoing.

Guy 1: Sorry buddy, I seem to have moozed out my window and onto your gravity defying hair.
Guy 2: I guess I'm frodo'd then.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

moozing

The action of ejaculation. To mooze.

1)My Mum caught me moozing over the electronics store catalogue.
2)I was moozing for about five minutes. There was so much mooze she almost drowned. She loved it, the slut.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Fairfield

best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster

I better get me on down to Fairfield so I don't miss all the excitment.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Oriental Estefaning

the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.

see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.

2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Estefaning

The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

deceptikornz

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

mooze

to ejaculate; the remnants of said ejaculation

The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004