Fairfield

best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster

I better get me on down to Fairfield so I don't miss all the excitment.

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

Estefaning

The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

Fairfield

1) Mythical, semi-urban Paradise. With a skate-park inscribed with the unforgettable legend; "Roller-bladers rape girls".

2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.

3) Where bananas are from.

4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.

"If only I lived in Fairfield, its my dream town..."

by Chad Valiant February 03, 2004

frodo

When a person proceeds to mooze all over the afro haircut of a complete stranger. See also extreme frodoing.

Guy 1: Sorry buddy, I seem to have moozed out my window and onto your gravity defying hair.
Guy 2: I guess I'm frodo'd then.

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

slobbering Jabba tongue

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.

1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.

by Chad Valiant February 03, 2004

Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004