Chad Apollo's definitions

pussified

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.

Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.

by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

Slip the noose

To skillfully avoid getting married.

Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!

by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

Chocolate Bone Daddy

A black man who uses his chocolate schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass vanilla poontang.

Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017

Vanilla Bone Daddy

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.

Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017

Sexual consent form

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.

This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.

by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018