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by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017
Get the Vanilla Bone Daddy mug.Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!
by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017
Get the Chocolate Bone Daddy mug.The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.
After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.
by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018
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Get the Schlong control mug.A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.
A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.
by Chad Apollo August 2, 2019
Get the bum pinch mug.Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!
by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017
Get the Sperm collector mug.A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
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