Skilled Poon Hunter

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.

Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!

by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Polite Acquaintance Zone

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.

After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.

by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018

Chocolate Bone Daddy

A black man who uses his chocolate schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass vanilla poontang.

Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017

Vanilla Bone Daddy

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.

Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020