Definitions by Chad Apollo

Slip the noose 

To skillfully avoid getting married.

Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!

Slip the noose by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022

Nature’s Viagra

A young woman who is physically attractive and has a pleasant disposition.

Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!

Nature’s Viagra by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021

Skilled Poon Hunter 

Someone who isn’t necessarily better than average looking but still enjoys overwhelming success with the ladies. The attraction is based on charisma, charm and confidence rather than pure physical attractiveness.

Did you see how Gary had all the ladies hanging all over him all night? He’s a skilled poon hunter!

Skilled Poon Hunter by Chad Apollo February 19, 2021

pussified 

A description of a weak guy who has lost all masculine qualities and instincts.

Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.

pussified by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021

Happy Evasive Bachelor 

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

Happy Evasive Bachelor by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Salt Daddy 

A man who is paid for his escorting services, usually with rich, older ladies. He is the complete opposite of a sugar daddy.

Edna is paying Steve $100 an hour to date her. He's a salt daddy.

Salt Daddy by Chad Apollo December 22, 2020

bum pinch 

A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.

A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.

bum pinch by Chad Apollo August 2, 2019