Chad Apollo's definitions
I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!
by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017
Get the Spunkmastermug. Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!
by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018
Get the Erection assassinmug. Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!
by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022
Get the Slip the noosemug. A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
Get the Happy Evasive Bachelormug. Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!
by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017
Get the Chocolate Bone Daddymug. Can you believe that Ed apologized to Jan for mansplaining? He used to be cool but now he's completely pussified.
by Chad Apollo February 10, 2021
Get the pussifiedmug. by Chad Apollo July 20, 2017
Get the Vanilla Bone Daddymug.