by Chad December 11, 2004

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.
Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
by chad July 16, 2004

I wouldn't mess with that guy, he might wreck my shit.
The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.
The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.
by Chad February 08, 2004

Jordan C., Scary Gary, and Josh had an intense Gorgy after getting turned on watching the chimpanzees at the zoo.
by Chad November 13, 2004

by Chad December 11, 2004

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!
by Chad December 11, 2004
