Definitions by Cerebrate 1138

Is Maddox a cuck? 

A new variation of is the pope catholic in which you use to sarcastically respond to question where the answer is obviously yes.

Boy: Mom, did you have sex with another man while Dad watched?
Mom: Is Maddox a cuck?

Is Maddox a cuck? by Cerebrate 1138 December 4, 2018

Hallmark Channel Original Movie

An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.

You know it's Christmas time when the Hallmark Channel starts broadcasting a Hallmark Channel Original Movie that is related to Christmas.

Hallmark Channel Original Movie by Cerebrate 1138 July 21, 2016

Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

Hallmark Channel by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

the poor devil 

A phrase used for empathy on an individual who is in pain or upset.

60s Batman : The poor devil, he's been assaulted with a root beer bottle! (Episode "The Devil's Fingers").

the poor devil by Cerebrate 1138 July 17, 2016

Hot Topic

A store that sells a lot of stuff that appeals to nerds but despite that only emos shop there.

I want to buy that Pokemon shirt at Hot Topic but I am afraid that I might become emo.

Hot Topic by Cerebrate 1138 March 3, 2015

kids react 

A youtube series where children under 12 are given an old object that was widely used before their generation. Usually the kid has a negative opinion towards the object but on a rare occasion there is a positive reaction. The most infamous episode would be their reaction to the Nintendo Gameboy due to them saying they felt sorry for people back in the day. That episode enraged numerous people who grew up with the Gameboy.

Person 1: Hey did you see Kids react to gameboy?
Person 2: Yeah and it pisses me off that these little shits are insulting such a great system in preference to a fucking ipod.
Person 3: I am so angry that now I want to burn down an orphange and shove an itouch up all of those kids' asses!

kids react by Cerebrate 1138 January 31, 2015

Steam 

An app by valve software that sells downloads of games old and new and usurps you of your money.

I spent $100 on Steam and I haven't even played half of the games I bought.

Steam by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014