Cerebrate 1138's definitions

Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

Hallmark Channel Original Movie

An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.

You know it's Christmas time when the Hallmark Channel starts broadcasting a Hallmark Channel Original Movie that is related to Christmas.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 21, 2016

Steam

An app by valve software that sells downloads of games old and new and usurps you of your money.

I spent $100 on Steam and I haven't even played half of the games I bought.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

Hot Topic

A store that sells a lot of stuff that appeals to nerds but despite that only emos shop there.

I want to buy that Pokemon shirt at Hot Topic but I am afraid that I might become emo.

by Cerebrate 1138 March 3, 2015

the poor devil

A phrase used for empathy on an individual who is in pain or upset.

60s Batman : The poor devil, he's been assaulted with a root beer bottle! (Episode "The Devil's Fingers").

by Cerebrate 1138 July 17, 2016

Dumb Ways to Die

Originally started as an australian music video that shows cartoon characters dying in a humorous and ridiculous way and was used as a message to be safe around trains. Later on a game app was released where the player has to save the characters from losing their lives in a collection of mini games based on the video, games include swatting wasps and properly putting mustard on a hot dog.

P1: Did you play Dumb Ways to Die?

P2: Yes I have and its hilarious

P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

Is Maddox a cuck?

A new variation of is the pope catholic in which you use to sarcastically respond to question where the answer is obviously yes.

Boy: Mom, did you have sex with another man while Dad watched?
Mom: Is Maddox a cuck?

by Cerebrate 1138 December 4, 2018