Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016

Hallmark Channel Original Movie

An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.

You know it's Christmas time when the Hallmark Channel starts broadcasting a Hallmark Channel Original Movie that is related to Christmas.

by Cerebrate 1138 July 21, 2016

Steam

An app by valve software that sells downloads of games old and new and usurps you of your money.

I spent $100 on Steam and I haven't even played half of the games I bought.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

Pubic library

A library where an individual can get pornography

P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?

by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014

Hot Topic

A store that sells a lot of stuff that appeals to nerds but despite that only emos shop there.

I want to buy that Pokemon shirt at Hot Topic but I am afraid that I might become emo.

by Cerebrate 1138 March 03, 2015

the poor devil

A phrase used for empathy on an individual who is in pain or upset.

60s Batman : The poor devil, he's been assaulted with a root beer bottle! (Episode "The Devil's Fingers").

by Cerebrate 1138 July 17, 2016

Is Maddox a cuck?

A new variation of is the pope catholic in which you use to sarcastically respond to question where the answer is obviously yes.

Boy: Mom, did you have sex with another man while Dad watched?
Mom: Is Maddox a cuck?

by Cerebrate 1138 December 04, 2018