CedricDoodlehopper's definitions

Ficult

Easy or not difficult

Cooking is actually quite ficult once you learn how to do it.

by CedricDoodlehopper April 1, 2023

370H55V

Look at it upside down.

Unfortunately, there is nothing to use for "V", so it will not work using just numbers (That would be HILARIOUS if it did), and 4 does not always look like an upside down "h" (and it looks like a lowercase h).
U R A 370H55V

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

defoxify

To unlearn the false information which one has heard on Fox News.

Sarah: I just heard Tucker Carlson tell me that gay jewish muslim communist atheist Mexicans are coming over the border to steal our jobs and teach our children how to kill their babies and have sex with other men.
Abigail: It sounds like you need too defoxify.

by CedricDoodlehopper January 22, 2023

Digga

A black guy with a shovel

I know a digga who's good at digging holes.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 24, 2015

Stop getting under him and start getting over him

What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.

Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 16, 2023

eight incher

A penis that is 8 inches long. Approximately 20 cm.

I wish I had an eight incher.

by CedricDoodlehopper July 25, 2015