Definitions by Carpman

sodbucket 

Somebody who is basically a bucket of sod.

Craig is a big fat sodbucket

sodbucket by Carpman September 19, 2003

childbirth 

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.

"oh great, someone had a baby..."

childbirth by Carpman September 19, 2003

telephone booth 

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).

Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y

telephone booth by Carpman September 19, 2003

Harry Potter 

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

Harry Potter by Carpman August 29, 2003

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

Arsemaster by Carpman July 3, 2003

spampire 

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

spampire by Carpman July 3, 2003

inflammable 

When something is guaranteed to be inflammable, it almost invariably catches fire

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.

inflammable by Carpman June 25, 2003