Carpman's definitions

Spazmatazz

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.

Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

ying

The opposite of Yang

Ying vs. yang equals stalemate

by Carpman October 6, 2003

yang

The opposite of Ying

Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned

by Carpman October 6, 2003

nertz

Ah crap!

Nertz! He stole my cactus!

by Carpman May 13, 2003

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

by Carpman May 14, 2003

cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

Everybody loves cheese

by Carpman May 14, 2003