Carpman's definitions

telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).

Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y

by Carpman September 19, 2003

childbirth

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.

"oh great, someone had a baby..."

by Carpman September 19, 2003

sodbucket

Somebody who is basically a bucket of sod.

Craig is a big fat sodbucket

by Carpman September 19, 2003

Harry Potter

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

by Carpman August 29, 2003

Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 3, 2003

spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

by Carpman July 3, 2003

inflammable

When something is guaranteed to be inflammable, it almost invariably catches fire

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.

by Carpman June 25, 2003