childbirth

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.
"oh great, someone had a baby..."
by Carpman September 19, 2003
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scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf
Jimmy is a scuzwuzz
by Carpman October 06, 2003
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Men Bouncer

Sorry man but it was too good keep to myself. Anyway, men bouncer is technically dead (moved to Nottinghamshire!). However, I found a Men Bouncer II. (he has a bum bag!>snicker<)
Men Bouncer II has glasses so large, that the sunlight reflecting off them burns holes in anything he looks at. Also he doesn't wash his hair...
by Carpman September 29, 2003
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Men Bouncer

Gay poncey camel fucker who goes into a frenzy and has multiple orgasms whenever the word wordcamelword is mentioned or one of the hairy beasts is sighted.
He's camel crazy,
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.

He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.
by Carpman June 09, 2003
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opinion

Something only availiable to anarchists and dictators.
I am of the opinion that George Bush is a colossal dickhead.
by Carpman May 30, 2003
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Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.
Chris is a Spunkmonkey
by Carpman October 06, 2003
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Elf

Sneaky gits with pointy ears.
The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
by Carpman May 30, 2003
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