telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003

lloyd

Troglodyte

Lloyd has an avesion to natural light.

by Carpman June 16, 2003

Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.

Chris is a Spunkmonkey

by Carpman October 06, 2003

inflammable

When something is guaranteed to be inflammable, it almost invariably catches fire

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.

by Carpman June 25, 2003

camel

A big lumpy creature that had better start running if wordMen Bouncerword
sees it.

How much would you pay to see Men Bouncer fuck a camel?

by Carpman June 09, 2003

Harry Potter

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

by Carpman August 29, 2003

nertz

Ah crap!

Nertz! He stole my cactus!

by Carpman May 13, 2003