Arsemaster

That would put me in charge of you then, you arse

D.O. is an arse

by Carpman July 03, 2003

lloyd

Troglodyte

Lloyd has an avesion to natural light.

by Carpman June 16, 2003

Spazmatazz

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.

Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz

by Carpman October 06, 2003

childbirth

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.

"oh great, someone had a baby..."

by Carpman September 19, 2003

scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

by Carpman October 06, 2003

Harry Potter

The Harry Potter books in order are:
Harry potter and the photographer's scone;
Harry potter and the chamberpot of secrets;
Harry potter and the pisser afgan;
Harry potter and the Goblet of phlegm;
Harry potter and the order of the penis

I "really" enjoy the harry potsmoker books.

by Carpman August 29, 2003

yang

The opposite of Ying

Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned

by Carpman October 06, 2003