Carpman's definitions

Men Bouncer

Sorry man but it was too good keep to myself. Anyway, men bouncer is technically dead (moved to Nottinghamshire!). However, I found a Men Bouncer II. (he has a bum bag!>snicker<)

Men Bouncer II has glasses so large, that the sunlight reflecting off them burns holes in anything he looks at. Also he doesn't wash his hair...

by Carpman September 29, 2003

yang

The opposite of Ying

Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned

by Carpman October 6, 2003

Arsemaster

Leader of a party of politicians

George bush

by Carpman May 14, 2003

telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).

Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y

by Carpman September 19, 2003

Spazmatazz

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.

Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

inflammable

When something is guaranteed to be inflammable, it almost invariably catches fire

"This is an inflammable computer" said the sales clerk. a week later it overheated and burned the house down.

by Carpman June 25, 2003

telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

by Carpman May 16, 2003