iPod

Apple's market-leading music player, offering huge quantities of storage with an incredibly intuitive and simple interface and a sleek design.

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I have an iPod. Need I say more?
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Harry Potter

1. A series of books by JK (Joanne Kathleen) Rowling, and widely regarded as the most popular book series in the world. Originally written for children, the series is now read by adults and children alike, and indeed in the UK two editions are published for each book: the 'Children's Edition' and the 'Adults' Edition'; the only difference between the two is the more 'mature' cover on the latter, to make adults less self-conscious reading a children's book. There are currently six main sequence books available in the series, which are, in reading order:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (renamed Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone in the US)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

The seventh and final book has at the time of writing not been released or named, and is expected around Summer 2007.

2. The protagonist in the aforementioned series, a boy raised by Muggles but actually of wizarding parentage, who is sent to study at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and discovers numerous dark secrets about his past throughout the course of the books. His character evolves significantly through the course of the books, from an innocent but abused young boy with no knowledge of the wizarding world (circa Book 1) to a rebellious teenager who is far more comfortable in the wizarding world than out of it (circa Book 3) to a depressed teenager with the weight of a horrible fate laid upon him (circa Book 5) to a wilful, strong person (although known to exhibit Spiderman Syndrome), determined to face what fate has placed against him (circa Book 6)
(1) Harry Potter book six broke the record for first-day book sales - a record previously held by book five.

(2) Harry Potter has become a powerful wizard, and stands a good chance of defeating Lord Voldemort.
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iPod 4G

The latest version of Apple's market-leading music player (as of this writing). Sporting longer battery life, the Click Wheel interface found on the iPod Mini and dramatically lower prices, it is yet another dramatic improvement to an already exceptional product.
Mmmmmmmm ... iPod 4G.
by Carlos Net August 14, 2004
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Followers of the Meep

A religious sect devoted to the word Meep. They believe that it is holy. Any stating of the word by a non-Follower is regarded as heresy, and it is seen to anger their deity, the Eternal Meepismor. This is backed up by the fact that the person in question seems to always end up being that month's sacrifice to the Eternal Meepismor.

The sacrifice of the month is entirely dependent on the Eternal Meepism of the Month, a piece of wisdom which the religious leaders of the Followers, the Great Meepers, claim to recieve from a jellyfish formation in the Great Sea of Meep, which is in the parallel Holy Meep Dimension, at the heart of which the Great Meepismor resides. Only the very Meepest can enter the Holy Meep Dimension, according the the Great Meepers.

When the Eternal Meepism of the Month has been revealed, preparations for the Sacrifice, which takes place the day before the revealing of the next Eternal Meepism, begin. If the Meepism is a happy one, a jellyfish is sacrificed by the Great Meepers themselves. If it is not pleasant, a human is sacrificed, using the stings of jellyfish. The human to sacrifice is chosen by the Great Meepers, depending on who they feel it would most please the Eternal Meepismor to sacrifice. The method of sacrifice is supposed to keep the balance - jellyfish are sacrificed by humans; humans are sacrificed by jellyfish.

Studies proving a strong correlation between Great Meepers whose PMS coincides with the Choosing of the Meepism and the proportion of sacrifices which are human is largely disregarded, because people who pay attention to it have a mysterious tendency to end up as the next sacrifice.

As previously stated, only the Meepest can ever enter the Holy Meep Dimension. Therefore, only the Meepest know that it actually exists. Only the Great Meepers have the power to Percieve the Meepness of others, and they always seeem to declare themselves much more Meep than others. Those who the Great Meepers declare truly Meep often tend to be those whose bank accounts' sudden decline coincides with the sudden rise in the Great Meepers'. People who investigate this principle often tend to meet the same fate as the PMS investigators.
The Followers of the Meep tend to scare anyone living nearby, due to their practice of sacrificing people using jellyfish.
by Carlos Net November 13, 2003
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CHS

Cuddle, Huggle, Snuggle.

An abbreviation used sometimes in roleplaying forums.
Adam: *puts his arms around Mary*

Mary: *dreamily* This is so nice... *CHS*
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FGTL

Followers of Great Teacher Largo

A society formed by fans of the webcomic Megatokyo, dedicated to t3h |_337 0~3 himself...

...well actually t3h |_337 d00d is more |_337 than Largo. But feh.
I belong to FGTL! T3h undead are rising!
by Carlos Net January 30, 2004
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t3h

t3h - article/l33t - the l33tsp33k definite article. Unlike the standard English definite article, can also be used to express positive feeling towards the relevant word, which need not be a noun.
t3h h4xx0r p0pul4710n 1s l3373r 7h4n j00!
w3 t0t4lly pwn3d! t3h w00t!
by Carlos Net July 20, 2005
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