Definitions by Carl Willis
Chicago Typewriter
n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.
Chicago Typewriter by Carl Willis August 25, 2004
packing
Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days!
packing by Carl Willis August 24, 2004
iced out
adj. Used in reference to a decorative or jewelry item containing a prolific quantity of diamonds ("ice"). Connotes an ostentatious display of material wealth accumulated through slangin' crack, pimpin' 'hoes, hustlin' at the swap meet, MCing, and not paying chile support to tha baby's mamas!
Montrel was all frontin' his shit for the ladies like he's Mr. President or something, 'til I step in sportin' an iced out 24-karat Rolex on BOFE arms! Dayyumn, nigga, guess who got the booty now.
iced out by Carl Willis August 4, 2004
supersize
V. To make larger, usu. in the context of a takeout order placed with a dining establishment.
Adj. Larger than expected, necessary, or appropriate.
Adj. Larger than expected, necessary, or appropriate.
Fast food clerk: What can I get you today?
John Q. Lardass: I'll have a triple bacon cheeseburger, supersize that please...two Biggie Fries, supersize of course, a two-liter Coke...a supersize chocolate shake....
Southwest Airlines clerk: What can I do for you?
John Q. Lardass: I need a ticket to Dallas.
Clerk: That will be one supersize ticket to Dallas, $850 please.
John Q. Lardass: What!!?
Clerk: Sir, customers must pay for all the seats they occupy. I see you are still gorging on your supersize fries, so don't try that "glandular disorder" crap with us today. Take some goddamn personal responsibility.
John Q. Lardass: I'll have a triple bacon cheeseburger, supersize that please...two Biggie Fries, supersize of course, a two-liter Coke...a supersize chocolate shake....
Southwest Airlines clerk: What can I do for you?
John Q. Lardass: I need a ticket to Dallas.
Clerk: That will be one supersize ticket to Dallas, $850 please.
John Q. Lardass: What!!?
Clerk: Sir, customers must pay for all the seats they occupy. I see you are still gorging on your supersize fries, so don't try that "glandular disorder" crap with us today. Take some goddamn personal responsibility.
supersize by Carl Willis August 4, 2004
penis extension
n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.
Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.
penis extension by Carl Willis July 26, 2004
slumming
n. The act of touring through the poor side of town to gawk and make fun of the inhabitants there, usually with a group of one's friends. Notably an activity of insecure rich white kids.
Matt: Hey Jimmie, you wanna cut out after school in my dad's Hummer and do some slumming?
Jim: Hell yeah! I love knowing that there's plenty of trash out there to keep the burgers flippin'.
Jim: Hell yeah! I love knowing that there's plenty of trash out there to keep the burgers flippin'.
slumming by Carl Willis July 22, 2004