prawnage

1. n. The state or condition of having complete mastery over another person, as in a game of skill; ownage.

2. interj. An taunting proclamation of dominance or victory typically observed only in written form in online computer games.

Prawnage is a derivative of ownage. It is synonymous with the following forms:
pwnage (pronounced "pawnage");
pawnage;
pzzawnage;
PzZ4wN463.

1. That BFG was teh prawnage LOL!


2.
>> n00bsh0p was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.
>> 1337KILLA was exploded by BoDyBaGgEr's grenade.

BoDyBaGgEr: Prawnage!!

by Carl Willis May 05, 2004

penis extension

n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.

Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.

by Carl Willis July 26, 2004

mtvu

(Proper noun / registered trademark) Music TeleVision for Universities. Insufferable pop trash and advertisement network that relentlessly targets the college student audience. MTVU especially tries to cultivate a loyal following from the Spring-Break Party Animals and Trendy Airheads, both of whom comprise the vast majority of the college demographic these days. The whole point of MTVU is to make money, of course. By negotiating contracts to have their inane audiovisual sewage piped into college cafeterias and similar public places on campus, MTVU hopes to brainwash its captive audience into a bunch of pop-culture-crazed, money-spending zombies.

Please see a mental health professional if you are regularly exposed to MTVU at school.

After a year of exposure to MTVU, Derek gave up studying, threw away his bluegrass records and replaced them with 50 Cent, went on a month-long drunken spring break in Cancun, became a bitch for Abercrombie, started dating promiscuous airheaded cheerleaders, bought a Hummer with his parents' money, and entered the wasted brotherhood of Sigma Upsilon Kappa. In short...they won his soul.

by Carl Willis November 09, 2004

check your neck

A warning that you are acting suspiciously like a redneck, and that with a little critical self-evaluation you might save yourself some embarrassment. For instance, if you have always been an alright guy but find yourself coming down with a NASCAR-watching habit and are voting for evangelical Republicans, it's high time to "check your neck."

You: "Supper tonight is o-possum with gravy and freedom fries. Praise Jesus."

Me: "'Freedom fries?' 'o-possum?' Uh, I think you need to check your neck there Bubba!"

by Carl Willis January 18, 2005

where I come from

Cliche phrase. Used as preface for one's remarks about the hardships of his or her life, ostensibly to add validity to the point that follows. Essentially any statement beginning with this phrase can be summarized as follows: "I have had a much harder life than you and hence you are in no position to argue with my point that (blah blah blah)."

"Where I come from, a nigga's rich if he can slang a 20 rock every week. So dontchoo be calling yoself PO', white boah!"

by Carl Willis September 02, 2004

dime brizzle

n. A ten-dollar whore. As with most of the new "-izzle" vocabulary invented by Snoop Dogg, the etymology is uncertain and the meaning must be inferred largely through context. "Brizzle" is thought by some to be a derivative of "broad".

"I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles, waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle, and the Shizzle..."

by Carl Willis February 09, 2005

bunit

n. Business. ("Ebonified" form of the word)

Jamal gots him some bunit to take care of, what wif all dat crack an' 'hos he deals in!

Ain't none a yo bunit, muthafucka!

by Carl Willis May 21, 2004