Carl's definitions

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

radar king

A radar king is someone who can not play any type of video game, whether it be Virtual Reality, Computer, or consol without the use of a RADAR. They become very ashamed at not knowing there whereabouts, and thus are given the title RADAR KING. They pretend to be afk in order to not feel guilt or ashamed for there own stupidity, but when a friend draws near they miraculously come back.. thus they are given the name RADAR KING. Without the radar, they feel very lonely and lost in the game.. even when the game does not require it, for instance pac man. They than install Radar 2.0 and proceed to play with the safety of the radar. RADAR KING.

Anthony Verown is a radar king.

OR

Look at that radar king run through the jungle.

by Carl November 15, 2004

ringjam

a ghetto way to say 'ringtone' for a cell phone

'Yo, I just downloaded some new ringjams.

by carl October 24, 2004

suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around

"Shut up Quackers, you suck at life"

by Carl October 1, 2004

b& l&

banned land

where the lamers go when they get b& (banned)

Opie is a n00b and should go to b& l&

by Carl September 9, 2004

dick breath

The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.

Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.

by Carl August 12, 2004

pikeys

A Pikey is a 'mush' (often pronounced 'mish') that can be found stealing and selling alloys often for use on Esorts or Fiesta's. Similar to Towney scum (who wear socks tucked into their kappa tracksuit trousers...), only with a different (strained) accent. Phrases may include: 'Go-on look, mish', 'Batastoosis', Blood Cunt, Curry Cunt and Chored, etc...

"I'll ave yr eyes out u curry bastad! Give me dem alloys mish b4 i ram me transit into yr caravan..."

by Carl June 8, 2004