Carl's definitions

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005

Skank Job

The end result of a bad encouter with a not so high class female. Usually involves cash payouts or broken furniture.

Man 1- That girl of mine is crazy. She threw stuff at me cause i said she looked a little hobaggy.
Man 2- what a Skank Job

by Carl November 27, 2003

herk-town

Hercules, California
510
Tha area Carl Represents!

I'm from herk-town

by Carl March 19, 2004

baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese

"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"

by Carl November 22, 2004

shuckerow

player in a mulitplayer game who kills his own teammates

Dave stop firing at me; don't be a shuckerow

by Carl February 12, 2004

Penisaurus

N. Penisaurus - Derives from the male organ Penis, suggesting that the intended victim is a large penis (Or the derogative alternative "Cock")

Dave, you are a penisaurus.

by Carl April 2, 2005