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P2: Hi, what happened?
P1: I got pregnant and now I've got a 5 year old watching bear porn!
P1: I will tmoac then
P2: Hi, what happened?
P1: I got pregnant and now I've got a 5 year old watching bear porn!
P1: I will tmoac then
by CarkyAmster July 11, 2023
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if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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In Kalennian, "The Big Bang Theory" is "Yâ Malhugasagoâstarmathegavalyâkni Tiyâra"
Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨
Apparently, it's literal translation is "the enlarging of all existing things theory". How Kalennian people can say this word in the nick of time baffles me 😨
by CarkyAmster February 10, 2024
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"Welcome to the Kill Count, where we tally up the victims in all our favorite horror movies!"
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode
Dead Meat
— James A. Janisse, the opening to each episode
Dead Meat
by CarkyAmster September 2, 2023
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by CarkyAmster August 13, 2022
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For those weirded out, Kalennian is a constructed language developed by me in April 2023 during middle school. It utilizes 26 affixes to modify its various parts of speech, functioning as both a personal language and an auxiliary language in my fictional universe set in the United States, employing the Latin script and my constructed abugida Skrivalan, featuring subject-verb-object sentence structure, noun declension for number, verb inflection for tense, adjective declension for mood, and pronoun declension for mood and possessiveness, with its lexicon containing loanwords from 13 languages and priori words.
Did you get any of that? Probably not, since you think conlangs are "useless"
For those weirded out, Kalennian is a constructed language developed by me in April 2023 during middle school. It utilizes 26 affixes to modify its various parts of speech, functioning as both a personal language and an auxiliary language in my fictional universe set in the United States, employing the Latin script and my constructed abugida Skrivalan, featuring subject-verb-object sentence structure, noun declension for number, verb inflection for tense, adjective declension for mood, and pronoun declension for mood and possessiveness, with its lexicon containing loanwords from 13 languages and priori words.
Did you get any of that? Probably not, since you think conlangs are "useless"
by CarkyAmster May 21, 2024
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