(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus
1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."
by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009
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