CallumFoster's definitions

Sloading

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Frantastic

Frantastic is an experience both frantic in its intensity and fantastic in its elation afterwards and during it.

The team leading event of the canoe race was a frantastic experience.

by CallumFoster February 23, 2020

Beyondever

The span of time you and your partner promise to love each other, because forever is just too short.

Even after forever passes us by, I'll love you, because I love you beyondever.

by CallumFoster February 12, 2020

Beefst

A beefst is someone who is both well built (beast) and very wide (fat)

The bouncer to the left of the night club is a twig, but the one on the right is a beefst.

by CallumFoster February 13, 2020

Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

Visfluff

Something that has all the creative appeal and visual sometimes graphic aesthetics that a video game, comic, or character design has, but is not the depths that great art is and has.

Dale, your video game isn’t art, it’s visfluff; it’s way cool, but it’s not the depth of a Michelangelo.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Homen-being

A homen-being is that special person who feels like home, when you are with them, or someone who is an exemplar human.

Every time I get to be with her, I know she is my homen-being.

by CallumFoster July 15, 2020