Definitions by CallumFoster

Discomfia

The notch below 'Phobia.' Discomfia is not the irrational fear of something, but is a sense of discomfort around it;

Hydrophobia - Hydrodiscomfia

Agoraphobia - Agoradiscomfia

Claustrophobia - Claustrodiscomfia

It wasn't that he was phobic to sleeping with the light off, its just the eerie sense of discomfia he got from it.

Discomfia by CallumFoster February 10, 2020

Tyrannosoyrus 

A tyrant at home toward their family but a pushover at work, despite them trying to paint the narrative they're the big cheese.

Look at that tyrannosoyrus dragging his kid around the shops, while wearing the company tie that strangles him like a chicken.

Tyrannosoyrus by CallumFoster February 5, 2020

Tryceratops

A person who is seen as a lower rank perhaps, but who is seen to be punching above their weight and wanting to really play their role in the grand scheme as a respected person.

What can I say about her, she's a regular tryceratops trying to carve a good name, and life for herself and her soon to be young family.

Tryceratops by CallumFoster February 5, 2020

Auld-langxiety 

Looming of nervy anxiousness about the new year, and what it may bring.

As the twelth chime came for January, half the room were revelling in Auld-Lang-Syne the other half in auld-langxiety.

Auld-langxiety by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

Jesterfy 

Adding the phrase 'Just kidding' or 'Jokes' after something is said to reinfore the last stated thing, was to be taken only in jest.

I made a remark about my cousin's mole and a hockey puck, of course i then felt obliged to jesterfy it with; 'I'm just kidding mate.'

Jesterfy by CallumFoster January 8, 2020

Visfluff 

Something that has all the creative appeal and visual sometimes graphic aesthetics that a video game, comic, or character design has, but is not the depths that great art is and has.

Dale, your video game isn’t art, it’s visfluff; it’s way cool, but it’s not the depth of a Michelangelo.

Visfluff by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

Mastardise 

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

Mastardise by CallumFoster December 24, 2019