Boguseum

A boguseum is a museum that holds main collections of things that are novel or considered strange, like; Pencils, or french fries. They are more or less outlets of goo-gars.

The golf-ball museum? isn't that an obscure boguseum?

by CallumFoster May 24, 2020

Bedst

The bedst is a compliment to someone who is very good in bed. They are the bed-best thus; bedst.

My girlfriend may not make as good a cheese sandwich as I, but when in my room, she is the bedst.

by CallumFoster February 19, 2020

Alloteration

The near over abundance of words in a sentence that begin with the same letter, more than just the presence of alliteration as a poetic technique.

Any and all actions accounting at an abundant amount, admits to being alloteration.

by CallumFoster March 07, 2018

Convulturous

Convulturous describes someone who gets argumentative with something you’ve said, not because they didn’t agree with it, but because they have distain for you.

I don’t think you have an issue with my stance, I think you’re just convulturous, i’ve noticed it ever since I got that promotion.

by CallumFoster February 20, 2020

Cripins

Another name for a bag of crisps (Potato chips)

Val, will you grab me a bag of cripins?

by CallumFoster January 31, 2019

Feek

Feek is a portmanteau of ‘fake’ and ‘geek’ it describes some one whose a phoney geek; like gamer girls on Twitter, or those who rock the look just to be with the current in-crowd.

Yeah, you wear your cutesy Thanos hoodie and tout your ‘expert views’ but feek, you’ve never read the comics.

by CallumFoster April 22, 2020

Missnought

A missnought is a person you know, you may even like them, but you won’t miss if they weren’t at the party or hanging out with you.

Yeah our team leader is pretty cool but he’s a bit of a missnought.

by CallumFoster February 23, 2020