CHRIS's definitions

mafia

an organization of criminal practices in order to make money (most commonly associated with Sicilians).
;highly associated with "hip-hop stars" who like to consider themselves "mafioso".. Ex: LiL Kim, 3-6 Mafia ect.. these people also copy the typical italin lifestyle, such as wearing "bling-bling", driving italian cars, wearing Italian made suits (P. Diddy) and frequently refering to the mafia in their lyrics. These people are the opposite of "wiggers".. they are "Nackers".

Check out LiL Kims new cd, La Bella Mafia.. i didnt know she was in the mafia..

by chris November 9, 2004

Joygasm

(v.) Having extreme pleasure in something, more than normally so.

I had a joygasm listening to my new 300-watt stereo at full blast.

by Chris February 28, 2005

herb

used by rapper esoteric, in the song herb. pronounced like its spelled, no silent h. it doesnt mean weed or drugs, its a term for someone who follows trends, or just is a complete bullshitter. basicly one of those kind of people that nobody likes.

'yo you a herb, if you say you rhyme off the mind
but your hype mans backin up every single line'

'you a herb, if you steal out the tip-cup
if you still wear a hat with the visor flipped up'

by chris May 31, 2004

Rossy

An angry angry person, who despises emos, mexicans, and anybody who doesn't like downball. Known for random fits of rage.

'i hear that old guy pulled a rossy on those poor little mexican-emo kids.'

by chris June 18, 2006

Ass clown

somebody who is a fucking loser

cory wease is a fucking ass clown

by chris September 16, 2003

Backdoor Barbecue

The act of covering ones dick with lighter fluid, lighting it on fire, then fucking a girl in the ass with it.

As a special treat on their wedding night Paul gave his new bride a backdoor barbecue.

by Chris May 6, 2005

these ones

A hand gesture that requires the arm to be raised to approximately head height, the three middle fingers pointing inward and the pinky finger and thumb outstreched. The hand is then quickly and repeatedly twisted from side to side. Usually seen being used on pathetic Vietnamese dancefloors by overly enthusiastic red headed losers who think the DJ's lame techno re-mix of volare, followed by 'let's get loud' by J-Lo (for the 3rd time in an hour) actually warrants the aforementioned dancefloor being labelled the "best dancefloor ever!!" The act of giving 'these ones' will be frowned upon by all except stocky quiff haired wank-a-holics who are too intoxicated to realise that the dancefloor in question would actually be less lame if the DJ spun a Nicki Webster mega-mix.

Pete - "Man, that was the best dancefloor ever! I was high fiving the DJ, and giving him these ones!" (Pete then demonstrates the act of giving 'these ones')

by Chris April 13, 2005