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by C April 19, 2005
Get the caleedity mug.A girl that looks great in a dark club under strobe-lighting but is a different story under normal lighting
I hooked up at X-club with this chick but when we met the next day she turned out to be a strobe-light honey.
by C April 23, 2005
Get the Strobe-light honey mug.Testicles that have had their pubic hair either removed or trimmed in an effort to accentuate the size of the penile shaft.
"What the fuck happened to your nut hair," she asked.
"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.
"I see. Let's fuck."
"Baby, them's porno balls! Ya gotsta trim the shrubs to make the tree look bigger," I retorted.
"I see. Let's fuck."
by C May 6, 2005
Get the porno balls mug.Social media posts having an obscene amount of hashtags, especially when there are more tags than the words in the post itself. It’s as though the user had hashtag diarrhea, hoping to get that exposure.
SM post: Awesome day! 😽
#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags
“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”
#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags
“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”
by c July 7, 2019
Get the Tagarrhea mug.Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
by c November 19, 2019
Get the First Flooding mug.A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!
by c November 28, 2019
Get the twat mug.Engineering frosh group leader. Invovles painting themselves purple (completely purple) with gentian and slamming a four hundred dollar jacket on the ground while screaming, "you're never going to be a year frosh, you're never going to climb the pole, you're never going to pass 112"
by C October 19, 2003
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