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It is what it is

A completely useless phrase that is a tautology, or something that is true in every possible interpretation. A permanently self-proving and recursive phrase, there is never a time when it isn't what it is, because if there is, it wouldn't be itself, a condition which can never be true, or happen.

Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.

In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.
Dud: "I mean, the car doesn't have an engine, wheels, frame, steering wheel, doors, body panels, window glass, electrical system, transmission, but for eleventy hundred bucks, it is what it is."

Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"

Dud: "You know what I meant!"

Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."
by c November 3, 2017
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new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.
"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
by c November 2, 2017
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nametard

A poster who creates a name definition. The disease-ridden detritus of urbandictionary.com
Meat Popsicle #1: Hey, I think (insert first name here) created a name definition on urbandictionary.

Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.
by c October 18, 2009
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HIZOT

just pure and simple hot in every single way, smile, eyes, body, personality, pure hot. yummmmmm :o)
Dave is hizot!!!!!!!
by C September 1, 2008
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Sex Spaghetti

The stringy mucus excretion produced during intimate moments, concentrating around the oral or genital regions.
Pace, your mum has seen so much sex spaghetti during marmite frenzy that she gets turned on by bolognese.
by C    September 27, 2007
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Gilman

Gilman School for Boys is located in Baltimore, MD, on the stretch of road known as Northern Parkway. Mostly filled with pretentious boys, half of which are full of themselves and drink and smoke on a regular basis. The other half is calm and slightly more normal, and then there's the small portion of students that are just fucking weird. Located across the street from Bryn Mawr and RPCS, most Gilman boys find themselves dating a girl from either school, and enduring as they talk about how much they hate the other female school. However stupid they may seem from this description, Gilman boys are actually very cute and fun. They can be the life of the party, despite the regulations and rules that their school enforces upon them.
Rivals: McDonough and BL
mascot: Greyhounds
hottness scale of 1-10: 9 ;-)

That Gilman is such a hard school...but the boys are so hot! :-D
by C June 19, 2006
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tool

MIT style...

n. a person who is so devoted to their academic or lab work that they often pass up social opportunities in interest of getting work done.

v. to do academic or lab work (gerund: tooling)
Max is such a tool, he decided to go to lab instead of party with us on Saturday night.
by C April 10, 2006
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