C's definitions

inquirous

adj 1. to actively seek out the identity of another by overtly external means; 2. to be curious about another beyond any reasonable means; 3. to google the ungoogleable.

-Why the fuck you being so inquirous?
It vexes me to not know the answer.

Inquirous motherfuckers google'd my ass, then spammed 12 forums to discover my identity.

by c April 26, 2004

god

the hottest engineer, programmer, physicist, artist, and mathematician this universe has yet to achieve a sorry clue about.

"I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world." -A. Einstein

by C February 22, 2004

beer mugger

beer mugger (n). The man you discover
has hit you over the head and taken
£5 out of your wallet the morning after
you "nip out for a couple of
pints".

The beer mugger got me again last night.

by C February 24, 2004

cones are out

cones are out (euph). ie, only one
lane in use. ragweek. (cf. period)

Man 1: What's wrong with him?
Man 2: Cones are out.
Man 1: Poor sod.

by C February 24, 2004

Måns

Man who uses difficult word's like "constitution" at the wrong places

"That man is a legend, he does not exist... he's a... constitution."

by C February 4, 2004

It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

B3ta

Somewhere to play instead of getting on with your work.

"Couldn't be bothered completing that order, but look! I Photoshopped a kitten!"

by C November 20, 2003