Definitions by C

full english breakfast 

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

full english breakfast by C February 24, 2004

Glasgow salad 

Glasgow salad (n). chips.

The neds have Glasgow salad on the side of everything.

Glasgow salad by C February 24, 2004

jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.

I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.

jizziotherapy by C February 24, 2004

pisshead's labourer 

pisshead's labourer (n). a barman.

I need to see my pisshead's labourer

pisshead's labourer by C February 24, 2004

rantallion 

rantallion (n). 18th c. One whose shot
pouch is longer than the barrel
of his fouling piece.

We saw him in the locker room and he's a real rantallion.

rantallion by C February 24, 2004

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe 

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe
(sim). descriptive of the female
equivalent of vinegar strokes.

I knew I had hit the right spot when she was shaking like a flatpack wardrobe

shaking like a flatpack wardrobe by C February 24, 2004

snatch patch 

snatch patch (n). a feminine hygiene
product. An alternative to the dangermouse.

She needs a snatch patch because the cones are out

snatch patch by C February 24, 2004