43 definitions by Buttfuckme
n- 1.) When man A inserts his penis, dick, or cock into the rectum or asshole of man B while man B is using a urinal in a public bathroom with 3 or more urinals, usually not to exceed 10 urinals in total.
by Buttfuckme July 23, 2017
by Buttfuckme July 5, 2018
1. A level of store owner that falls between red dot and towel head, which is roughly on par with the status of gook. They like to rip you off constantly because they either think your too dumb to count your change, or else they think you're not watching.
by Buttfuckme September 19, 2018
1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.
by Buttfuckme July 23, 2017
(Noun, Sigular.) 1. any white cop or other government agent from the States of Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Virginia, or West Virginia that arrests, or otherwise takes action against, a nigger --- regardless of what the arrest is for or whether the black suspect is guilty of the offense charged.
by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017
1. Noun, standard sci. Notation : The scientific equation for the properties of shit and laws of shit; In practice Mostly used to evade the most ceramic hardware and/or software profanity and copyright filters of Google's latest invention.
1. This is (sh¹t)², Oh this is (sh¹t)²; I'm not looking for answers because they're out of your remit!
by Buttfuckme April 20, 2023
1. A euphemism for male masturbation; Synonymous with jacking off, spanking the monkey, wanking, etc.
1. Don't flick your bic in public.
by Buttfuckme June 22, 2021