Buttered Quayle's definitions

Dead On Arrival

Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

Dive in dick-first

1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.

1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.

by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020

Going at it

Another term for having sex. This can also connect in a sexual way to orgasms, erotica, and more.

Austin: Dude, I need to bleach my eyes!
Chris: Why is that?
Austin: This afternoon, I opened my parents' bedroom door and saw them going at it on their bed!
Chris: *no words*

by Buttered Quayle October 21, 2018

Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.

I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021

Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Gripsack

A gripsack is a tool for ten pin bowlers that, when grasped tightly, emits a powder to help you get better hold on your bowling ball. These are sometimes referred to as a rosin bag.

Mike: Hey, could I use your gripsack?
Jason: Sure, man. Just don't get the powder all over your table.

by Buttered Quayle October 6, 2020

Rolex

A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).

To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.

Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself

by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019