Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.

I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021

butane lighter

A type of lighter used for a large number of purposes, which range from lighting a cigarette or fuse for a firework, or an act of arson.
The lighter itself can have a trigger or button, and can be in a Zippo-like case. The case can have ink printed or stone engraved art.

The process works by generating a spark after releasing the butane fuel. This creates a blowtorch effect.
If you look closely, you'll see that the ring inside the chamber glows red as the flame gets hotter.

If anything, you're gonna want to use a butane lighter to light fireworks on the 4th.

by Buttered Quayle July 02, 2018

Rolex

A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).

To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.

Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself

by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019

H.A.H.A.

Abbreviation for Half-Assed Humor Attempt.

The Error of comedies, if you want more death, try Macbeth. (H.A.H.A.)

by Buttered Quayle July 20, 2020

Ostentatious

A word used to describe something that is designed to get noticed.

"People driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom must just be the most ostentatious, annoying bastards of modern eras."

by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2019

Niche

A niche describes something that an individual has skill or interest in.

Nate: Yeah, I have a niche in voice acting, mostly Vox from Hazbin Hotel.

by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2021

BMW 750iL

The BMW 750iL was a vehicle model produced by BMW from 1995 to 2001. Professionally known as the E38, the base model was the 740i, which came with a 4.0L V8 engine. The next model up was the 750iL, which came with a 5.4L V12. The car is most famously known as the same car Tupac Shakur was shot in on September 7th, 1996.

Friend 1: Hey, I got a new car!
Friend 2: Ah, sweet! What kind?
Friend 1: It's a 2001 BMW 750iL.
Friend 2: Nice! It's a FAST one, that's for damn sure, that!

by Buttered Quayle June 26, 2019