Definitions by Buttered Quayle

Gripsack 

A gripsack is a tool for ten pin bowlers that, when grasped tightly, emits a powder to help you get better hold on your bowling ball. These are sometimes referred to as a rosin bag.

Mike: Hey, could I use your gripsack?
Jason: Sure, man. Just don't get the powder all over your table.

Gripsack by Buttered Quayle October 6, 2020

H.A.H.A. 

Abbreviation for Half-Assed Humor Attempt.

The Error of comedies, if you want more death, try Macbeth. (H.A.H.A.)

H.A.H.A. by Buttered Quayle July 19, 2020

Dive in dick-first 

1. To get right to the task at hand before anything else happens.

1. Now that that's out of the way, let's skip the middleman and dive in dick-first.

Dive in dick-first by Buttered Quayle July 18, 2020

Karenism 

A fake disorder directed to entitled men/women by numerous Redditors. The main symptoms of Karenism are rampant entitlement and anti-vaccine belief.

Your computer doesn't have a virus. The only viruses here are your rampant Karenism and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated (and probably very ugly) children.

Karenism by Buttered Quayle May 23, 2020

Wren 

A family of small songbirds common in many parts of the continental US.

We have a pair of brown wrens in a bush in our backyard.

Wren by Buttered Quayle May 11, 2020

Storm Horny 

A condition that many bowlers experience -- stated simply, a bowler who has unconditional love for Storm Products bowling equipment, and for a good reason, as Storm Products is hailed as one of the best bowling ball manufacturers in the world.

Anthony: Is ten Storm Bowling balls enough?
Nathan: Not if you're Storm horny!

Storm Horny by Buttered Quayle April 23, 2020

Terminator grip 

A saying used to describe a grip that is so strong, that the person holding the set item can still hold on, even if they are violently shaken

You've got a Terminator grip on that door handle! I'm surprised you've been able to hold that thing shut for so long!

Terminator grip by Buttered Quayle April 12, 2020