Buttered Quayle's definitions

Gripsack

A gripsack is a tool for ten pin bowlers that, when grasped tightly, emits a powder to help you get better hold on your bowling ball. These are sometimes referred to as a rosin bag.

Mike: Hey, could I use your gripsack?
Jason: Sure, man. Just don't get the powder all over your table.

by Buttered Quayle October 6, 2020

Wren

A family of small songbirds common in many parts of the continental US.

We have a pair of brown wrens in a bush in our backyard.

by Buttered Quayle May 11, 2020

Ostentatious

A word used to describe something that is designed to get noticed.

"People driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom must just be the most ostentatious, annoying bastards of modern eras."

by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2019

Linear Comedy

Linear Comedy is telling funny stories that aren't constantly interrupted or sidetracked with random irrelevant jokes.

I think that Linear Comedy is a really food method of storytelling.

by Buttered Quayle October 12, 2020

Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.

1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.

by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019

BMW 750iL

The BMW 750iL was a vehicle model produced by BMW from 1995 to 2001. Professionally known as the E38, the base model was the 740i, which came with a 4.0L V8 engine. The next model up was the 750iL, which came with a 5.4L V12. The car is most famously known as the same car Tupac Shakur was shot in on September 7th, 1996.

Friend 1: Hey, I got a new car!
Friend 2: Ah, sweet! What kind?
Friend 1: It's a 2001 BMW 750iL.
Friend 2: Nice! It's a FAST one, that's for damn sure, that!

by Buttered Quayle June 26, 2019

Tranny

Tranny can mean one of two things. In most cases, tranny is used as a derogatory slur for a transsexual person. In the automotive sense, tranny is a term for transmission.

"There goes another one of those trannies."
"I'd rather replace a torque converter or a clutch rather than an entire tranny."

by Buttered Quayle November 9, 2021