Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
by Butter Mike April 28, 2020
Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.
by Butter Mike November 25, 2018
Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 24, 2023
Usually an intoxicated male that can't find his way to the bathroom and pisses in anything but the toilet.
Beth: Wow, my husband has got to be a peepee walker, he just opened my pantie drawer and let loose.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
Janet: Really? I hope he didn't eat asparagus.
by Butter Mike December 15, 2018
Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
by Butter Mike October 12, 2018
by Butter Mike September 16, 2018
by Butter Mike September 16, 2018