Butter Mike's definitions

peepee secret

Some shit that dentists say when they hit you with the laughing gas and feel your goodies

If you don’t tell, this will be our little peepee secret, i love all cavities

by Butter Mike September 15, 2018

covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills

Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.

by Butter Mike May 18, 2020

pageant alycia

Otherwise known as "bye felicia," this is a ho with no morals that will stop at nothing to win a pageant.

Kristin: Damn, Bree, I am worried about that blonde bitch with the big tits. So, I think you know what we have to do.
Bree: Oh hell no, I ain't pulling no pageant alycia like the last time.

by Butter Mike July 2, 2019

Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

by Butter Mike October 20, 2018

black cock syndrome

What a white girl has after she gets plowed by a huge black dick

Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.

by Butter Mike October 23, 2023

ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy

Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.

by Butter Mike October 11, 2018

butter beer

A bullshit drink concocted by assholes in capes

Look at that freek in the cape, bitch sucking down a butter beer

by Butter Mike September 15, 2018