Definitions by Butter Mike

mozzy fox 

A naive bitch with a really fucked up hairdo.

Jan: Holy hell, what the fuck happened to your hair? You have joined the mozzy fox club.
Jackie: No fucking shit. That pussy-ass stylist said he was going to give me the hottest new style and I let him. It looks like I have striped pubic hair all over my head.

mozzy fox by Butter Mike November 13, 2021

Covid squirt 

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.

Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.

Covid squirt by Butter Mike June 1, 2020

Covid whore 

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution

Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on

Covid whore by Butter Mike May 18, 2020

covid whore 

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills

Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.

covid whore by Butter Mike May 18, 2020

Corona hairdo 

What has become the new norm for women with fake ass hair

Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.

Corona hairdo by Butter Mike May 5, 2020

social distance 

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years

Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time

social distance by Butter Mike April 27, 2020

bullshittily 

something a big whore would say after she is caught with a big dick in her mouth

jim: are you fucking kidding me right now, is my wife sucking your flacid penis?
enrique: dont bullshittily complain about it after you watch

bullshittily by Butter Mike November 6, 2019