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cat's ass

The very best. The finest. The epitome. Most excellent. Boss. Zorch cow. Real George.

This cat's ass expression was common in the early 1960s.
Whoa, where did you get that piano? It's cat's ass!

During a Vince Guaraldi concert in Berkeley in 1961, a dreamy beatnik kept mumbling "Cat's ass, man, cat's ass"
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
mugGet the cat's assmug.

soccer mom

An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.
Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
mugGet the soccer mommug.

white paddy

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
mugGet the white paddymug.

little debbie

A brand of junk food, usually small cakes.
Little Debbie has a snack for you!
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
mugGet the little debbiemug.

booger vault

A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.
A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
mugGet the booger vaultmug.

Woof

To bluster, to threaten idly.
Man, don't mind that honkey. He's just woofin.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
mugGet the Woofmug.

bum

1. A person who, by his own choice, is unemployed and homeless, and who lives on the fringes of society so he can beg instead of work.

2. Somebody's backside. A keister.
Bernie the Bum begs for money to buy a can of cat food and a bottle of muscatel.


Bumkicker Slade (that's me) has a noble mission to kick the bum of everyone who wants something for nothing, or who wants to take something from someone, or who wants to intimidate or terrorize someone. That includes bums, liberals, tax collectors, and Pachuco boys.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
mugGet the bummug.

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