Bumkicker Slade's definitions

bumfodder

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Drop Trou Wllie

A President Clinton doll that drops trou.

I got a Drop Trou Willie for my daughter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

soccer mom

An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.

Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

delicate

Indelicate.

Scandalous, shameful, worthy of disapprobation.

I am here to discuss a delicate matter with you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

binderfender

A fart, especially one with one of the following magnitudes.

There's the FIZZ,
The FUZZ,
The FIZZY FUZZ,
The FUZZY WUZZ,
The RIP-SHIT,
TEAR-ASS,
FOOM!

Heather made a prodigious binderfender in the beauty salon. Blanche was so startled, she dropped her scissors, and Mrs. Fingle laughed so hard, she let out a rip-shit of her own.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005