Bumkicker Slade's definitions
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
Get the Arab Airplane Ticketmug. A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
Get the greasy spoonmug. To expectorate.
This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.
It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.
And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.
As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.
It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.
And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.
As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
Pete opened the door of his pickup for Sara Sue. As she was getting out, he spit on the street between her feet. "Oh, such a gentleman," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Get the spitmug. 1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
Get the televangelistmug. A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.
Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the whatevermug. It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the brass monkeymug. by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
Get the poor man's pianomug.