Definitions by Bumkicker Slade
finagle
Meyer finagled a band for the Bar Mitzvah. "So how did he get that trombone player?" asked Mrs. Fine sotto voce.
finagle by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
cabbage fart
Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"
cabbage fart by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
spit
To expectorate.
This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.
It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.
And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.
As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.
It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.
And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.
As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
Pete opened the door of his pickup for Sara Sue. As she was getting out, he spit on the street between her feet. "Oh, such a gentleman," she said.
spit by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
granny gear
An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.
granny gear by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
effeminate
Having characteristics never associated with manliness or men. Not necessarily feminine or womanly. (How many women do you know who lisp, flutter their wrists, make prissy lips, and prance?
You wonder why you can't get a job as a policeman? Stop being effeminate and maybe they'll hire you.
effeminate by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005