Bumkicker Slade's definitions
A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the narcissisticmug. by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Get the turd burglarmug. Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Get the cabbage fartmug. by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the skidmarksmug. A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.
To cock a snook.
To cock a snook.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.
Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the public schoolmug. Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the Arkansas Warshing Machinemug.