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narcissistic

A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.
Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
mugGet the narcissisticmug.

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

cabbage fart

Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
mugGet the cabbage fartmug.

skidmarks

Fartstain. Cooney Gravy. Nicotine stains in your underwear.
When the ambulance crew wheeled Sheila into the hospital, they found she had skidmarks.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
mugGet the skidmarksmug.

thumb your nose

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.

To cock a snook.
Bertha thumbed her nose at the cop.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
mugGet the thumb your nosemug.

public school

An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.
Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
mugGet the public schoolmug.

Arkansas Warshing Machine

Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
mugGet the Arkansas Warshing Machinemug.

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