Bumkicker Slade's definitions

whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

bumfodder

Toilet paper. Bumf. Arse wipe.

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

sawbones

The quack. The croaker. The doc.

I had to go to the sawbones and get my toe splinted.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

fart-sack

A sleeping bag.

By extension, a bed.

Man, I'm going to hit the fart-sack. See in in the morning.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

bejabbers

Stuffing or tar. That which is knocked out of someone in a good, sound beating.

You say "John Kerry will never raise my taxes" again, and I'll wallop the bejabbers out of you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

slob swab

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005