145 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.
Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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The very lowest form of human scum. An agent hired by a government to coerce and collect money from innocent people to pay for politically correct social programs.
Matthew was a tax collector and a sinner. The Lord hung out at his place and came under fire from religious people.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.
I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.
Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.
I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.
Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.
by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005
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A brand of junk food, usually small cakes.
Little Debbie has a snack for you!
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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