138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

peel out

To accelerate from a stop in such a manner that the tires squeal and smoke. To burn rubber.

Waylon peeled out from the stoplight in his 57 Chevy.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

street sweeper

A person who, acting alone and without gang affiliation, forcibly ejects crips, bloods, pachuco boys, and other predatory criminals and terrorists from public places. He removes one or more greasy slimes at a time, either temporarily or permenantly. He works freelance, and is not a fuzz, a cop, or other deputized hireling.

Bumkicker Slade was, in his younger days, an infamous Oakland street sweeper. The local homies warned each other about him, saying "Ooooo weeee, watch out fo dat white boy. He be crazy!" A cool shotgun was named after him because it was almost as effective.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

spaz attack

To get overly excited about something.

Common at least since the mid 1950s.

Come on, Louie, don't have a spaz attack!

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fartknocker

A totally disreputable person.

Common since the mid-1950s.

That yuppie boss of ours is a real fartknocker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart knocker

A despicable person with no socially redeeming characteristics. A person who needs his arse kicked.

Bumkicker Slade gave that little fartknocker at the movie house a Melvin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

tile peeler

A prodigiously baneful fart. A dead badger of the most stinkful stench.

Lemore the soccer mom blew a tile peeler inside her SUV. All the kids in back started squealing and begging to get out.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005