138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.
Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.
I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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A barf buggy. An industrial catering truck.
It's break time. Let's get a Moon Pie off the roach coach.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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A doctor, quack, or sawbones.

A frog.

A vocal fish.
This bronchitis won't go away. I'm going to see the croaker.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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A snot rag. A handkerchief.

A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.
A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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A prodigiously baneful fart. A tile peeler.
Monika let out a dead badger while waiting for her stylist in the beauty salon. It was so bad, it curled everyone's hair.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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