138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.
Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.
I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
A person who is vain and self-centered, and who spends a fortune to preserve his appearance. One of the traits of the yuppie and, of course, the fag, who spends hours admiring himself in the mirror.
Trent is a narcissistic yuppie who thinks very highly of himself.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
Transportation for stupid people who wish to telegraph their low IQs to the world.
Pablo and Juan cruised North Main in a low rider.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
A speculative reason why a despicable, two-faced person remains employed.

The unseen picture supposedly portrays the person in question engaged in faggoty behavior with a goat.
Q: Melvin is such a worthless slime. How does he keep his job here?

A: He probably has goat pictures of the boss.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005