138 definitions by Bumkicker Slade

slob swab

A napkin. A piece of table linen used for mopping gravy from your lips.

Buddy Jack tied a slob swab around his neck before dinner, greatly impressing Wilma Sue's mother. "That boy got hisself some fine manners," she said.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

whitey whacker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Jew canoe

A block-long Cadillac or other ostentatious road locomotive.

Cleon drove his Jew canoe up Rodeo Drive.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

zoot suit

A suit worn by Pachuco boys when they stop hanging out on street corners and beating each other up, and go to a dance.

Raymond wore a zoot suit in public, and all decent people were outraged.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

bejabbers

Stuffing or tar. That which is knocked out of someone in a good, sound beating.

You say "John Kerry will never raise my taxes" again, and I'll wallop the bejabbers out of you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005