hand love

1. masturbation

I'm going home to get me some hand love.

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003

Captain Unicorn

1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise

That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

408

1. Slang term San Franciscans (415 AREA CODE) use to describe people from San Jose (408 AREA CODE).
2. Someone droll or behind in the times.

God that flannel shirt os so 408 of you Bruce...

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

40whiner

1. 49er fans that whine and come up with excused why their team did not win/make play offs etc...

Every Monday I have to listen to the 40whiners complain how the running back had the flu...

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

eats

1. getting food, grub or snacks late night or between meals.

Lets gets some eats at Denny's you crosseyed bitches.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

About face

1. This position requires that the woman sit with her back to him. The male lies on the bed and the female straddles his torso, kneeling on either side of him. From this position she can put her hands on his knees, giving her the leverage to lift off. This position forces the penis into an uncommon angle, which many women find extremely exciting. If she wants to give him additional stimulation during this position she can reach down with one of her hands and massage his balls. Gentle pulling or massaging is often very desirable for men.

I dig it when my lady does an about face with me.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

biggie

1. fatty
2. big bitch
3. fat chick

Whew, look at that biggie rolling out of McDonalds!

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003