Bud E Love's definitions

purple roundy

1. Tip of the penis when fully erect.
2. A boner's head

If you fall asleep I'm going to put my purple roundy on your lips, cocksucker!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

swampbilly

1. Cajun put down for poor freaks that live in the swamp.
2. Similar to hillbilly, adapted for terrain.

S'up Adam, you see them swampbillies trying to add 50 cent to a dollar...dumbass backwoods freaks.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

ouchy the clown

1. an evil clown who has his own website
2. dominatrix clown
3. prolific in humiliation
4. well versed in straight razor shaving - male and female
5. DJ
6. legitimate meeting mediator

I can't believe that ouchytheclown.com is a real dude on a real website. That is some sick shit.

by Bud E Love May 9, 2003

ugnot

1. A female so ugly that no matter how drunk you are you "would not" hook up with her.

I am so drunk but I still wouldn;t put it in that ugnot you call your sister.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

east side

1. description of the "bad" part of town
2. invariable where the low income fmailies live
3. gang area or tough neighborhood
4. where one takes pride in growing up in a slum

Yo, East Side baby; don't fuck with my shit.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.

I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003