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Simpbilly 

\ ˈsimp bi-lē \ origin: American, middle 2021
A portmanteau of Simp and Hillbilly. A subgenre of contemporary country where the lyrics unabashedly put the female subject of the song on a pedestal, often to cringe-inducing effect.

Notable practitioners of this dark art include Thomas Rhett, Brantley Gilbert, and the high-priest Sam Hunt.
Simpbilly example from Jason Aldean's "You Make It Easy" :

"Stealin' kisses under cover, babe
See forever when I see your face
And I swear, God made you for me
You make it easy lovin' up on you
Make it easy with every little thing you do
You're my sunshine in the darkest days
My better half, my savin' grace
You make me who I wanna be"
Simpbilly by Pitcher in the Rye August 30, 2021
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swagabilly 

n. A hick or hillbilly who dresses like a swagster. Often wears the unusual combination of jeans bellow their ass, snapbacks and camo and/or blaze orange. Most often seen on high school and college campuses is small, out of the way cities.
"God, Hunter's such a swagabilly - where do you even get gold plated deer antler bling?"

swampballs 

A bearded gnome that likes to drink beer.
Swampballs drank all our beer while we weren't looking.
swampballs by deco gecko June 6, 2009

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026