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Troylonias 

The greek god of desire and temptation. Ruler of the visceral world. Troylonias is a lover and a fighter.
I aksed Troylonias for favor and he granted my request. Twice.
Troylonias by Jarvis Pinkerton September 18, 2013

Troy logic 

Who fucking knows!
Completely illogical!
Makes you tilt your head and think... "seriously!? "
"I tell you I love you, that's enough affection" , hmmm must be Troy logic
Troy logic by SoulCrazy13 May 22, 2018

Troglodickery 

"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.

Troglodick
Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."
Troglodickery by SilverfoxKO June 21, 2014

trialogical relationship 

The period of time between a platonic friendship and romantic relationship where both parties logically asses the pros and cons of being intimately involved. Most people who think this much about relationships are neurotic and generally graduate students in either sociology or feminism. These relationships are due to fail, and those involved generally subsequently turn all of their romantic
efforts into the online dating community.
William: 'HA, look at the couple in those nerdy glasses holding their hands in such a sterile manner!'

Tom: 'I see, I'll bet that they are in a trialogical relationship!'

Trollotics 

When trolls argue with trolls about trolling & end up trolling themselves
Leave me outta your trollotics you dumb fucking retarf
Trollotics by Veetolio April 21, 2020

trollogized 

When someone apologizes but doesn't really mean it. They will attempt to re-phish a reply and if you do side with them then you were trolled again.
<Johnston> I'm sorry man, I was an ass earlier.
(other channel) <Johnston> Gonna troll this person into thinking I'm sorry to see what they say, and then will have fun with that. :D <Johnston> trollogized.
trollogized by grindd July 30, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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