"Troglodickery" - The practice, by People of a Certain Age, of proudly wielding the willful ignorance of and refusal to remain abreast of technology as some sort of Badge of Justified Incompetence...until their technology no longer supports them. Then, BLAMING THE TECHNOLOGY and coming to those who've remained Current, demanding immediate resolution of the preventable problems they have effectively invited into their lives.
Troglodick
Troglodickery: "I was just too dumb to figure out how to work my Apple laptop, so I returned it. Now I can't get my Vaio PC to talk to my TV and play my iTunes and iPhoto. Tell me how to fix that! I have people coming over, tonight."
The period of time between a platonic friendship and romantic relationship where both parties logically asses the pros and cons of being intimately involved. Most people who think this much about relationships are neurotic and generally graduate students in either sociology or feminism. These relationships are due to fail, and those involved generally subsequently turn all of their romantic
efforts into the online dating community.
William: 'HA, look at the couple in those nerdy glasses holding their hands in such a sterile manner!'
Tom: 'I see, I'll bet that they are in a trialogical relationship!'
When someone apologizes but doesn't really mean it. They will attempt to re-phish a reply and if you do side with them then you were trolled again.
<Johnston> I'm sorry man, I was an ass earlier.
(other channel) <Johnston> Gonna troll this person into thinking I'm sorry to see what they say, and then will have fun with that. :D <Johnston> trollogized.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.