Carnegie Abbey

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

ca ching

The sounds of money instantly generated, usually out of sheer luck.

As we were leaving Newport on New Years Eve, some yuppie douchebag in a Jaguar rear ended my 1997 Crown Victoria. "Aw my fukkin neck!" Ca ching!!!

by Bucket West Miguel November 18, 2019

Beta Vulgaris

To beet your meat at a bath house.

I met a guy in Providence and watched him beta vulgaris.

by Bucket West Miguel December 19, 2024

Olneyville

One of the ghettoiest neighborhoods in Providence, total shithole of a place. Complete with Latin Kings, hookers, heroin, crack, you name it. Perhaps best known for its 9 or 10 way dysfunctional traffic plagued intersection in the middle of it.

Jimmy likes to meet me in the alleyway by Wes' Rib House for a BJ. Only in Olneyville!

by Bucket West Miguel September 14, 2019

Oak Hill (RI)

The absolute greatest neighborhood (the Cadillac) of the relatively ghetto city of Pawtucket, RI! Jealous haters like to call it an East Side (Providence) wannabe, but they know that Oak Hill OWNS them in every way! Oak Hill...where there is a Lexus in every driveway and the girls are HOT!

"Bro wanna go to Sullivan's and hook up with some Darlington girls?"
"You can keep ur Darlington hos, I'm gonna get me some Oak Hill (RI) pussy!"

by Bucket West Miguel July 21, 2019

Johnny's Food Truck

Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.

"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"

by Bucket West Miguel January 04, 2020

schadegging

The act of anonymously promoting an area (typically a city/town or neighborhood) for one's own financial gain. Due do the increasingly strict ethics guidelines in the real estate profession, many agents have turned to schadegging.

"My homie got jacked up in Camden, NJ because he thought he would be safe living there, due to all the recent schadegging of the city on Reddit. Place ain't no joke folks! These realtors literally have blood on their hands!".

by Bucket West Miguel July 17, 2019