BuZz's definitions

check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.

yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.

by buzz August 18, 2003

hum ding

a girl who is ugly as f**k

mate, she is seriously hum ding

by buzz May 27, 2004

BuZz3r

1.A very large cow that smells like a ronchy pig.
2.A fat persons ass.
3.A large pimple on a horses ass.

1.You mom is a BuZz3r.
2.You dad has a BuZz3r.
3.Your mom and your like to eat a BuZz3R

by BuZz October 28, 2004

arsetex

The render of shit left on the back of the toilet after a heavy night of beer and a Vindaloo

"After that ruby last night i gave the bog a good coat of arsetex!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003

snail print

The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.

Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.

Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.

by Buzz October 18, 2006

bum nuts

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

by buzz December 22, 2003

Shade Mission

To embark on a mission seeking women of which you have no emotional tyes or a relationship, upon returning from this mission it will never be spoken of in the presence of anyone who wasn't there. Events taking place usually involve shady women, obsurd amounts of alcohol, and nameless acts during this intoxication.

Last night me and a couple buddies went on a Shade Mission.

by Buzz April 4, 2003