BLMAO 

BLMAO is an acronym that stands for Belly Laughing My Ass Off. People usually use this acronym in texti when they find something so funny that they are laughing deeply, or if they cannot stop laughing.

Text Message

Girl 1: Oh my God, the puppy just peed on his leg! Lol

Girl 2: You’re kidding?! LMAO

Girl 1: GIRL! That puppy just threw up on his lap too!!! He’s pissed! LMAO

Girl 2: You are killing me! Stop! BLMAO

BLMAO by Btwitsjennifer June 16, 2018

BMAO 

Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!

One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO

BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011

Blaoum 

An outrage of emotion, an alternative to fuck, shit, piss, dick and or cockass.

For example "BLAOUM, you make me angry"

Blaoum by akiree April 16, 2013

Blamoan 

Mixed race of black and somoan individuals

His mom is was black and his dad was samoan, so he is blamoan.

Blamoan by fase March 26, 2019

Bleaoch

What urban thugs use to Lighten their hair.

Yo mufucka pass me the bleaoch im fittin to frost my hair.

Bleaoch by Justice October 16, 2002

Blamoed

To be dangerously intoxicated, often resulting in the loss of bodily functions and ability, such as the use of your legs or bladder. Geting blamoed may also make you excessivly aggresive and annoying.

'Did you see Frecklemancorkey lastnight?'
'No, what happend?'
'He got absolutly blamoed and started a fight with some chav'
'What happend?'
'He flying leg-dropped the chav in the head, off the stairs of the bar'
'nice'

Blamoed by Jamie & Mark July 29, 2008

BLAMO

A word used to describe a forceful zinger.

"Do you like cookies?"
"Does your mother like sex? BLAMO"

BLAMO by SikkCaden December 28, 2009