Brodo_Swaggins's definitions
A genre of animation originating in Japan.
For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.
Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
For some reason, it has gained a large following of illiterate prepubescents as well as angsty teens who feel the need to justify the fact that they're watching an animation, normally done by verbally attacking whoever says they don't like it. Usually, this is achieved by feverishly rattling off a list of anime episodes (or whatever the fuck they're called) that supposedly have mature themes. They always seem to think that makes them less pathetic; it really only makes them more pathetic — especially in the case of hentai, which is just fucking perverted. The very fact that there is a well known and established genre of pornography based off of cartoons does not make the non-explicit cartoons — or the people who watch them — look very good.
Moreover, anime cartoons portray most of their characters in a very unrealistic fashion. Most girls have enormous breasts, heads, and annoyingly glittery bug eyes that are supposed to look attractive but really make them look immature and/or stupid.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 3, 2016
Get the animemug. An adjective popularized by the YouTube "comic" Spodermen. It's pronounced "fa-jit", contrary to popular belief. Skeptics should go watch any one of Spodermen's videos.
According to Spodermen, everyone is "an fagit" except him. There are apparently varying degrees of "fagit-ness" that manifest in everyone, except him (see previous).
The word is related to "faggot" in appearance only; it does not mean the same thing (although being a fagit" is inferred to be bad). However it does apply exclusively to men — ALL men, with the aforementioned exception of Spodermen. Females cannot be fagits; they are "biches" which seems to be the equivalent (although being "an bich" is not a bad thing unless it's referring to a man; Spodermen calls Juses Crust a "litl bich" several times as an insult. He refers to all females as biches; but interestingly never as an insult.)
According to Spodermen, everyone is "an fagit" except him. There are apparently varying degrees of "fagit-ness" that manifest in everyone, except him (see previous).
The word is related to "faggot" in appearance only; it does not mean the same thing (although being a fagit" is inferred to be bad). However it does apply exclusively to men — ALL men, with the aforementioned exception of Spodermen. Females cannot be fagits; they are "biches" which seems to be the equivalent (although being "an bich" is not a bad thing unless it's referring to a man; Spodermen calls Juses Crust a "litl bich" several times as an insult. He refers to all females as biches; but interestingly never as an insult.)
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
Get the fagitmug. Somebody obsessed with Japanese culture. Usually takes the form of an anime or manga addiction. The majority of weeaboos (shortened form: weebs) are American teenagers with little to no social life.
Most anime fans are quick to say they're not a weeb when talking about anime to a broader audience than their fellow fans. The fact that these supposedly normal fans need to justify the "fact" that they're "normal" ends up making them look like the very group they're trying to distance themselves from. If you have to verbally insist that you're normal, you're probably not. "Normality" should be self-evident.
However, even anime fans who feverishly insist they're "not obsessed" have some hope. The very sad fact is that many anime fans go so far as to adopt weeaboo as a descriptive term for themselves, either not knowing or caring that it's an insult. Those people have no hope whatsoever.
One more thing: most weeaboos jerk off to hentai. They're that pathetic. "Normal" anime fans on Urban Dictionary write definitions for "anime" that repetitively insist, "it's not porn!1!" to little effect — nobody just assumes anime is purely porn. But people often do point out that there's an established genre of pornography based off of cartoons that gather an obsessive fanbase! That makes you, dear weeaboo, look weird. No matter how loudly you scream (in broken Japanese) that hentai and anime are completely different.
Most anime fans are quick to say they're not a weeb when talking about anime to a broader audience than their fellow fans. The fact that these supposedly normal fans need to justify the "fact" that they're "normal" ends up making them look like the very group they're trying to distance themselves from. If you have to verbally insist that you're normal, you're probably not. "Normality" should be self-evident.
However, even anime fans who feverishly insist they're "not obsessed" have some hope. The very sad fact is that many anime fans go so far as to adopt weeaboo as a descriptive term for themselves, either not knowing or caring that it's an insult. Those people have no hope whatsoever.
One more thing: most weeaboos jerk off to hentai. They're that pathetic. "Normal" anime fans on Urban Dictionary write definitions for "anime" that repetitively insist, "it's not porn!1!" to little effect — nobody just assumes anime is purely porn. But people often do point out that there's an established genre of pornography based off of cartoons that gather an obsessive fanbase! That makes you, dear weeaboo, look weird. No matter how loudly you scream (in broken Japanese) that hentai and anime are completely different.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 22, 2016
Get the Weeaboomug. A euphemism for marijuana.
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.
This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".
Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
Get the weedmug. A simple yet explanatory analogy: Merio is to Mario as Spodermen is to Spiderman. Merio is a YouTube character who is addicted to 'shrooms and several other drugs, and details his comedical exploits through various animated two-dimensional narrations which are similar in many ways to the Dolan comic series. His content is higher-quality than the (somehow) more popular Spodermen.
Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
Those few who still think Spodermen is funny will probably like Merio even more.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 15, 2016
Get the Meriomug. An Internet meme based off of Harambe, who was a gorilla. I say "was" because he's now a dead gorilla.
He was shot after a 3y/o baby fell into his enclosure. The zoo owners, believing that the gorilla might harm the infant, killed him. This spawned a massive internet discourse over whether or not they acted appropriately, occurring mostly between ignorant pricks with gorilla fetishes and intelligent people who recognize that Harambe was a wild animal and would have had no problem with killing an infant.
Naturally people decided it would be hilarious to make a joke out of the entire thing; including "dicks out for Harambe" which jokingly requests readers of the meme to hang their penis outside of their pants as a sign of, confusingly, "respect" for Harambe.
Aside from strange references towards male genitalia, people have made a meme out of the name itself. It's not uncommon to see the username Harambe/some variant of it, or people making up stories about him: "he's the gorilla god", "he's still alive", etc.
He was shot after a 3y/o baby fell into his enclosure. The zoo owners, believing that the gorilla might harm the infant, killed him. This spawned a massive internet discourse over whether or not they acted appropriately, occurring mostly between ignorant pricks with gorilla fetishes and intelligent people who recognize that Harambe was a wild animal and would have had no problem with killing an infant.
Naturally people decided it would be hilarious to make a joke out of the entire thing; including "dicks out for Harambe" which jokingly requests readers of the meme to hang their penis outside of their pants as a sign of, confusingly, "respect" for Harambe.
Aside from strange references towards male genitalia, people have made a meme out of the name itself. It's not uncommon to see the username Harambe/some variant of it, or people making up stories about him: "he's the gorilla god", "he's still alive", etc.
by Brodo_Swaggins October 31, 2016
Get the Dicks out for Harambemug. by Brodo_Swaggins December 31, 2015
Get the Cell phonemug.