krunkin

To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard

Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin.

by Brian H November 06, 2004

jungle trudging

When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize that you'll need a machette to get to your destination. You say "fuck it" and go anyways.

I'd only seen something with that much hair at the zoo but I was horny so I went jungle trudging.

by Brian H October 17, 2005

golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!

I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.

Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!

by Brian H December 28, 2005

lawl

This word is basically the pronounciation of the AOL instant messanger slang "lol" which means "laugh out loud" but it is much more than that.
'
Popularized by PurePwnage's very own Jeremy (the pwnerer), people now use the word "lawl" in every day speech. The more a's in the word, the funnier it is.

"Look at that total n00b wearing highwaters, lawl!"
'
"hahaha, girls are making fun of him and he's running away, laaaawl!!"
'
"Oh my God, he got hit by a truck and he's either dead or gonna be a vegatable for the rest of his life, laaaaaaaaaaaawl!!!!"

by Brian H October 12, 2005

Sueage

The acting of owning someone so bad, that the ownee should be legally allowed to sue the owner. Only used in the most extreme cases of ownership.

Wow, that was horrible, that wasn't ownage, not even hownage, that was utter and complete Sueage.

(pronounced like sewege)

by Brian H November 06, 2004

hown

(Verb)
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.

I'm gonna hown the hell out of you in Halo!

Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight

by Brian H October 31, 2004