Brian H's definitions
(Verb)
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.
A form of hownage which means not only do you own the hell out of someone, you also make them your bitch (hoe them) or make them your hoe. Either way, you hoe them.
I'm gonna hown the hell out of you in Halo!
Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight
Dude, I am gonna hown that chick when I overboard her tonight
by Brian H October 31, 2004
Get the hownmug. When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.
by Brian H January 28, 2008
Get the The Fluoride Treatmentmug. Emo music attempting to be "hard". It usually involves a band that tries to sing about their feelings, but usually, because they aren't very talented at singing, they attempt to scream their feelings. Lyrics to the words are unintelligable, and singing along usually causes one to lose their voice.
Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
Band members of emo screamo are typically seen wearing skin tight girl pants, cut off t-shirts, make-up (in a feminine way) and almost always have their bangs swooped in a diaganonal pattern across their face in either direction. I believe they are attempt to distract the concert-goers from actually listening to them.
You know, if the vocals of that emo screamo band didn't suck so much, they might actually be listenable. It's a shame because those guitars aren't too shabby.
emosexuals love emo screamo music
emosexuals love emo screamo music
by Brian H October 12, 2005
Get the emo screamomug. The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.
(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!
Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
by Brian H November 6, 2004
Get the crunkishnessmug. When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:
1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.
1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.
Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.
by Brian H October 31, 2005
Get the phwnagemug. (noun)-To kill 4 or more people with a Plasma Sword in Halo 2 in rapid succession, can also be accomplished with a Brute Shot or any other weapon, but it is much more difficult.
Performing a whacktacular proves you are a top of the line player
Performing a whacktacular proves you are a top of the line player
by Brian H November 11, 2004
Get the Whacktacularmug. (Verb)
When you find yourself with someone who really enjoys shit in their ass (guy or girl) and you get some anal sex beads (kinda like a Mardi Gras neckless). After feeding in a good foot or more of the beads (with proper lubrication), it is the process of yanking the beads out like starting one of those stubborn fucking push-lawnmowers, it involves a lot of screaming, cussing, pain, blood, and SHIT.
Rip for the ripping motion of the beads, and the ripping of the asshole, and tide for the flood of blood and shit that comes out.
When you find yourself with someone who really enjoys shit in their ass (guy or girl) and you get some anal sex beads (kinda like a Mardi Gras neckless). After feeding in a good foot or more of the beads (with proper lubrication), it is the process of yanking the beads out like starting one of those stubborn fucking push-lawnmowers, it involves a lot of screaming, cussing, pain, blood, and SHIT.
Rip for the ripping motion of the beads, and the ripping of the asshole, and tide for the flood of blood and shit that comes out.
Damn, that must have hurt sooooo much when he riptided her ass! Way more than when he overboarded her!
by Brian H November 6, 2004
Get the Riptidemug.