Brian's definitions

toxic

A new song by Britney Spears that every guy cannot resist watching in total dis-belief!

Don't cha know that you're Toxic!

by Brian February 28, 2004

Fatties

(Noun) Just another word for big, fat, floppy boobs. Also a great nickname for friends if you want to piss them off.

Holy hell that chick has some massive fatties!!

Hey fatties! How ya doin? (say this to a guy to be most effective)

by Brian October 13, 2004

Skelatwhore

A whore who is abnormally skinny.

Paris Hilton is a Skelatwhore

by Brian December 3, 2003

jsyk

Internet lazy phrase: "Just so you know..." Simply invented to save keystrokes.

jsyk, i rarely stay up past midnight.

by Brian February 19, 2005

ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

by Brian March 7, 2005

Wizard Anon

Wizard=being who can do magic
Anon=abbreviation for anonymous

"That guy, Wizard Anon, hurt me!"
"What was his name?"

by Brian April 26, 2005

horse hung

when a guy has a huge penis and is so big it can't stand up so it hangs out from the guys body like a horse's penis does

yo i saw marc's cock and he's definatly horse hung

by brian January 20, 2004