Brett's definitions

Sleeping Beauty

One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.

Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.

by Brett January 23, 2005

flabber

A big floppy dick without a tip.

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.

by brett February 22, 2005

Poop on a napkin

sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.

by Brett January 29, 2005

booty

n. word used in reference to valuables aquired by legally and or morally questionable means

"Arrgh, matey, the booty befallen from our swashbuckling adventures will be safe, burried deep beneath this sand!"

by Brett March 18, 2003

badunkadunk

A big, fat ass

Look at the badunkadunk on that girl!

by brett March 28, 2004

Captain America

poofter army asshole

captain america thinks he one tough son-of-a-bitch(mark flissinger)

by brett August 11, 2003

weensat

1.one who enjoys sitting on male genitalia
2.sitting on a hot dog

Shut the hell up you weensat!
HaHa, dude you juts weensatted.

by Brett April 23, 2003