Smiegel

a creature who dwells the caves of baltimore county and who looks exactly like smeigel from lord of the rings. He is constantly made fun of for this feature and somehow gets play from girls way out of his league, just like Shenfeld. He is known to be down with people that have the name Christina and also likes to search for the ring. He found it one time but then Shenfeld thought it was bird food and ate it, then they battled and Shenfeld got his ass kicked. Smiegel also smells really bad, but still lives a fulfilling life.

"Dude, smiegel fuckin stinks today!"
"Well he does live in a cave and he is over 800 years old"
"O yea i forgot"
"You idiot"

Smeigel you are so fuckin ugly

Smiegel can whoop shenfeld's ass because shenfeld is a pussy

by john derbak April 14, 2006

Smiegel

Someone who smears his pelvis; commits pelvic smearage

That person is a smiegel and look what he did to his pelvis

by Brett January 28, 2005

smiegel

originates from the name Jeff Smiegel.
1. n. (-ism) a humorous word or phrase quickly made up to describe a recent event.
2. v. to ask one to a peppering of inappropriate questions at an inappropriate time, later resulting in an akward silence leaving a feeling of regret for opening your mouth (optional).

1. guy #1: hey, dude, he just stole my wave!
guy #2: i know, bro! he totally schraalped you!
guy #1: ?????
guy #2: it's the sound your board makes in the water when
someone quickly whips around to steal your wave.
guy #1: ohhh...kayyy...
guy #3: bro, that's such a smiegelism!

2. guy #1: hey, man. i'm dave.
guy #2: hey! where do you work and how much do you
make?
guy #1: um excuse me?
guy #2: aww, crap! sorry, i totally smiegeled you!
guy #1: ha ha... alrightythen...

by smeigelism August 20, 2008

spiegeled

this is an instance in which your cigarette is mangled and bent but in no way is the paper broken, making the cigarette still smokable. taken from the former anime series cowboy bebop in which spike spiegel's cigarettes are always mangled but remarkably still intact enough to smoke.

dude that cigarette is so spiegeled

by chalupaa February 25, 2010

Spike Spiegel

Spike is the main character of the best TV Anime show ever...Cowboy Bebop!He searches for his long lost love,Julia.
Vicious was a friend in the past but Julia split them up and made them become enemies because they loved her both.Since she escaped Spike searches for er and Vicious searches for Spike,for his old friend and enemy.

1)Session 5:Vicious and Spike Spiegel
Vicious : Are you begging for your life?
Spike :Hardly, begging doesn't work on you remember? Even if it is coming from a man that took you in and made you what you are

2)Session 26:Spike Spiegel
Spike:I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from. Before I knew it the dream was all over.

by Jo. January 6, 2006

Siegel stain

Crusty residue left on fabrics and skin resulting from Male on Male group sex pornographic movie shoots.

I will never get the smell out of this couch from all those Siegel stains.

by wardo021 February 27, 2015

spiegelize

To wipe the hard drive of a school computer, originating from the laptop coordinator of a New Jersey High School. Usually meant in a negative way after a student is caught misusing their school laptop.

Shoot! I got caught gaming...my laptop's gonna be spiegelized now!

by BCdefinier December 20, 2010