Brett's definitions

Adult Swim

A block of programming on Cartoon Network that airs later at night. It features mostly funny mid-90's cartoons like Family Guy and Futurama and the rest is filled with stupid shit like anime, talking food items, and whatever other shit they can find to throw on there. Known for their 'creative' and 'cool' segues to and from commercials.

"Hey, we can't go for a run....Adult Swim is on. We'd better sit on our asses and watch this shit instead."

by Brett September 12, 2004

troll biscuts

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to MacDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuts today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

by Brett January 9, 2005

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

by Brett April 26, 2005

lactic caps

Breast, boob, tit, etc....

"Check out those gigantic lactic caps," said Kevin.

by Brett August 25, 2003

Spatula

n. A woman who turns straight men gay

"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"

by Brett June 26, 2003

Stinky Pinky

After you finger the girl's cornhole reach around and stick your fangers in the girls nose and pull straight back. Best when done in doggy style position.

I was doing this doggy style and her was stankin so i jammed my pinky in her starfish and then reached around and put it in her nose to teach her a lesson.

by Brett November 13, 2003

Flapdoodle

Nonsense; To act stupid,idiotic, Nonsensical

He's Acting like a flapdoodle by jumping off the bridge

by Brett January 28, 2005