alcopops

See poof juice. Alcoholic beverages (c. 5% alc) such as Barcadi Breezers.

-"Hahaha. Pissed on the poof juice again!?"
-"Erm, no. These are alcopops and they are strong shit."
-"Haha. Whatever!"

by brendan September 07, 2004

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 06, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 06, 2004

Welly

To try really hard doing something (Scottish).

''Put some welly intae it ya useless cunt''

by Brendan April 05, 2003

northside

eastside? hell no.
westside? hell no.
northside? oh yeah!

my dawg santa

by Brendan November 12, 2003

goodbomb

a over sized terd

brendan left a goodbomb

by brendan January 04, 2003

purple flour

Non-harmful substance thrown at Tony Blair during Prime Minister's Question Time on May 20, 2004. Blair was hit by the purple flour but just kept on talking to try and make his urinary tract accident less obvious.

"she was so freaked but we'd only purple floured her"

by brendan May 20, 2004