SQA

Acronym: Scottish Qualifications Authority. Association of fucktards that sometimes like to oversee you being failed in subjects such as English whilst you are clearly deserved of a good grade and illiterate peers who have hardly looked at a book in their lives are passed.
Fuck the SQA, fuck the SQA, fuck the SQA, YO!
by brendan August 12, 2004
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West Lothian Council

''Did u hear they WLC cunts got caught having an all male gangbang last night?''
by Brendan April 06, 2003
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bodybuilding

The art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess. This can vary from extremely amateur, young, teenage kids who know very little about bodybuilding, to professional IBFF bodybuilders that take numerous steroids and live for what the majority of the populace would see as freakish musculature.
Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, sitting in my seat at the back of the plane. I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other ('cause he was all the way up front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is. - adapted from the memoirs of g_g_g_unit
by brendan November 05, 2004
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gozo.

my gozo is some crappy thing that really sucks.
by Brendan February 21, 2004
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Moleschievious

Used to describe someone who gives off the impression that they are a pedophile, or has some other equally deviant sexual desire to molest something or someone.
Check out that guy over there hanging out in the childrens' underwear section. He's totally moleschievious.
by Brendan January 02, 2004
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C9

C9 LMG (Light Machine Gun), or C9A1, is the Canadian equivalent to the M249 SAW, with a few differences. It has no heat shield, a different butt with a butt grip, and the carrying handle is slightly different. It also has a picatinny rail mount with a 3.4x Optical sight on top. It is used as a section support weapon, there are two assigned per section.
Always perform a safety precaution on your C9 before you field strip it!!
by Brendan September 20, 2004
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hold up

1. Wait a minute. Used when a new idea has popped into one's head or when one thinks something is a bad idea.
2. A robbery, eg. a bank hold up.
1. 22:18:17 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its gotta be the hardest one to write a lot about yet, and shes not even taugtht us anything about the line
22:18:19 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
hold up
22:18:24 brendan 22:18 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
shes not taught us anything full stp
2. You hear about the big hold up down town?
by brendan September 21, 2004
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