Brendan's definitions

Beyonce

Arrogant bitch that ordered that the staff of the Balmoral Hotel (at which she was staying in Edinburg when she came over for the '03 Euro MTV Awards) not make eye contact with her at all.

Jay Z's ho

by Brendan November 11, 2003

pop

Synonym of 'father' and 'dad'. Informal.

"Pop your too old and un-cool to come out with me and my friends"

by brendan May 30, 2004

London

Capital of, and easily the largest city in the UK. Host for the 2012 Olympic Games.

At least 52 people died in the bomb attacks in London last week.

by Brendan July 31, 2005

northside

eastside? hell no.
westside? hell no.
northside? oh yeah!

my dawg santa

by Brendan November 12, 2003

purple flour

Non-harmful substance thrown at Tony Blair during Prime Minister's Question Time on May 20, 2004. Blair was hit by the purple flour but just kept on talking to try and make his urinary tract accident less obvious.

"she was so freaked but we'd only purple floured her"

by brendan May 20, 2004

jiffy

1. A short period of time.
2. A time of bag for foodstuffs.

1. "It'll just take a jiffy to type this up."
2. "I've put your sandwiches in a jiffy bag son so you can just snack on them."

by brendan September 6, 2004

my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004