Definitions by Brendan

raped

When you are smoking a joint and one side burns and one doesnt because of the marijuana buds not burning properly. Fixed by putting the lighter on the un-burned bit (usually associated with tobacco joints)

"stoner1" man i fuckin raped the j by accident
"stoner2" well re-light that shit"
"stoner1" aiight wheres the lighter?

raped by Brendan September 4, 2008

Skank 

A girl who has so many sexual partners she can't count them all or name them all in under 10 seconds.

A girl who has 32 partners or more in a 3 month period of time is a skank.

Skank by Brendan November 13, 2006

1337 

The term 1337 is just an abreviation of Elite.

1 R T3h 1337 j00 f4g!

1337 by Brendan July 23, 2006

joint 

Chopped marijuana buds in a rolling paper accompanied with some baccy.

Wanna have a joint?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

joint by Brendan June 18, 2006

Coldplay 

A decent band but now over rated

''....and it was all yellow''

Coldplay by Brendan February 12, 2006

wigga 

a white guy that has the mind set that he is black. it is not known why they do this or why they think it is cool but most people think these peopleare complete douchebags. luckily with all the reflective jewlery and shit they wear it is easy to run them over or to spot them and give them shit. some girls find these men attractive, however they are losers who say they have banged tons of girls and in fact are still waiting on certain parts of puberty to arrive. they are all in all stupid people that need to get their head straight.

guy 1 "wow, look at that guy over there... hes such a wigga."
guy 2 "seriously... he must have terrible lighting in his house... cus when he looks in the mirror he thinks hes black."

wigga by brendan December 28, 2005

On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!

On the whitey by Brendan November 30, 2005